[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
You have an entire life made out of many, many increments of 13 minutes and 48 seconds...
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Oh my God that told me so much about everything. My head is racing. My heart is racing! Wire was in my memory his name is CAble?!?! CABLE. That CANNOT be his real name. It has to be like, something really normal, like Bill, or Josh. CABLE.

I look exactly like Ryan Reynolds when I die?!! Is... do I look like Ryan Reynolds or is that just what I see myself as in heaven? Was that really heaven or was I hallucinating? It felt so REAL--

Jesus fucking christ, my HEAD.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know who Ryan Reynolds is because I'm an amnesiac and I think a bird, but I mean, maybe you can look like whoever you want when you die.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 03:39 am (UTC)(link)
Huh? Of course you're a bird.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 03:40 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, right now not physically though.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[pokes him? like somewhere where he THINKS it's the head. Then like startles back.]

WHOA holy fuck?
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Did you see the inner bird the whole time?
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
Yes?! How does this even WORK?
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know!! Hurricane thinks I'm a werebird.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I... I don't know enough about werebirds to disprove that.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Well, it's you! So it's normal for you so who cares, right? You're fine how you are. Russel... that kid, he could turn into pure LAVA. Everybody's got their quirks.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, basically. Nothing that weird about it.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm a little disappointed you aren't naturally fluffy right now, but I AM very proud you're so dreamy, you little hunk. I bet the high schoolers go wild about it.

[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'm dreamy no matter what species! But now that I remembered I could be fluffy I, too, miss it.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-21 04:46 am (UTC)(link)
Could you tell me what it's like to have wings? I feel like I'd really like something beautiful like that to focus on while I dissociate.
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[personal profile] columbidaring 2018-06-21 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, sure. I think we were a little further evolved than normal birds, because we could also use them to pick up and hold stuff... but mostly, hm. They sit differently! Compared to arms where there's never really a good place to put them, wings fold up right against your body like... on their own? So you're never awkwardly knocking things over with them unless you get overexcited, for one thing.
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[personal profile] maxxximumeffort 2018-06-22 08:25 am (UTC)(link)
That's a very salient point.