Mingle time!

[heavyliesthecrown]

Who: Idols
Where: Everywhere
When: Day 443; Whenever

[ So I heard we got some newbies. Let's release them into the wild! ]

Comments

[warpweft]

Wicked Witch.

I thought about it, but somebody's already using that name. I don't want to step on her toes.

[happydreamed]

Fair enough. 'Twould be unfortunate if your great deeds were confused for someone else's.

Had I points to offer, I might make a bid myself. But alas, I am a newcomer, as you are. I could make suggestions in the event that Dickbutt wins?

[warpweft]

You don't have any points? What are you, some kind of freeloader?

[She also has no points.]

Go do a Live or something, for pity's sake!

Then come back here and spend the points on this.

[happydreamed]

I was attempting to. To earn points as Heart Soldier, you must help someone. By offering name suggestions, perhaps.

[warpweft]

Wow.

You really drew the short straw, huh?

[happydreamed]

Would you prefer an inspirational speech? That is another option.

[warpweft]

Oh yes, that should do. Make a speech inspiring people to give me their points.

[happydreamed]

[Clears throat.]

Names are a vital part of a person's existence. They have meaning, and power. A name can strike fear into the heart of an enemy or bring comfort to a friend. To choose a new name is far more valuable than the points one would spend.

Something like that?

[warpweft]

Yes, that's perfect. I especially like the part where you lied about it being more valuable than the points. Go start telling everybody that.

[happydreamed]

I prefer to think of it as a creative perspective rather than lying, but as you say.

[warpweft]

Oh, that's good.

You should be a writer!

[happydreamed]

Oho. Perhaps, but doctoring pays better.

[warpweft]

Not if you're very, very good at it!

[happydreamed]

That is a great deal to ask of a shmuck aimlessly shuffling towards oblivion.

[warpweft]

See, you've acknowledged it. That's good, that's the first step.

The second step is to spend more time with me and hope some of my greatness rubs off on you.

There's a likelier chance of it rubbing off if you give me a steady feed of points and/or presents.

[happydreamed]

Oh ho. I cannot say for certain whether I have points to spare, but if you desire company, I will gladly indulge you.