Little Lord Birthday

[syckophant]

Who: LiliS and LiliS Accessories!
Where: LiliS
When: Day 435

[Hi you have come to LiliS on a special(?) day! Well, we can't be sure what day it is supposed to be, but Eichi is willing to pretend for the sake of paying attention to him.]

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[at_heart]

[ Lips quirking. ]

Well, I'm sure he'll appreciate that, but...

You don't believe that time's passing at all, or you don't believe that four seasons make a year here?

[heavyliesthecrown]

. . . Perhaps both?

Naturally, this is only my personal belief. I cannot speak from any sort of measure of certainty. It would be arrogant to claim otherwise.

[ He prefers dealing in facts. ]

I cannot even say that it is consistent between one person and the next, either. After all, we have witnessed all manner of strangeness in this place. But we are already aware that the number of days that have passed do not match up with the regular passage of time one might experience in a regular calendar year. At least, not the calendar system we use at home. Perhaps the production finds that by speeding up the seasons, it creates a more interesting television series for those who are watching us?

[ Mere speculation, since none of them can know with a measure of certainty. ]

But I know that if we have barely topped a year on this production, then it would be impossible for oniisama to actually have aged so much. But if we return to the problem of time, it is all a confusing mess, to begin with, isn't it?

For instance- when my cousin arrived with the extra units, like oniisama, he had already passed at home. But, we managed-- no. He managed to earn his life back through hard work and skill.

If he returned home after having already died, that would create an impossible scenario that would make him the focus of all social media, and at the center of the scientific world. He would be treated as little more than a strange specimen.

[ He shakes his head. ]

I believe that the producers can manipulate time, freeze the passage of it, and even rewind it to suit their needs. We often see this in the form of actual games they toss us into. What can feel like days or even weeks turns out to be little more than hours.

So in the end, the only reliable passage of time we have is by counting the days that pass while paying no heed to the seasons themselves.

[at_heart]

I mean. We're from different planets, or universes, or both, so some of us are probably gonna have different ideas about how many days make up a year, but — yeah, I'm with you on 435 days being one year and some change.

[ Beat. ]

The rest of that... I don't know. [ Taps his bottom lip, thinking. ] I definitely think they can mess with our sense of how fast or slow time's passing, but that's kind of a pit with no bottom, you know? Once someone can make it feel like it's been a week when it's only been an hour, what's to stop them from doing that to us all the time? Who says counting the days that pass by is any more reliable than counting the seasons?

[heavyliesthecrown]

In the end, I cannot say for sure. It is simply the only thing to me that seems the most constant and reliable. As unfortunate as that is.

[at_heart]

[ Apologetic sort of smile. ]

Sorry. My brain goes places if I let it.

[ All the depressing theories he could share! He'll focus on just getting the cake into the kitchen. ]

—But I'm sure he appreciates your willingness to put aside the question of whether he's really 21 for the day.