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Who: avantes new and old
Where: avante dorms
When: Day 435 evening

[At some point this evening (or nebulous "when you are here" time), the doors lock and an exceedingly colourful young man comes out of a new door, grumbling groggily as he stares at the phone in his hand like it's offended him.]

Of all the things they could call me...

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...More new people?

Yes. You've been gifted my presence on your unit, so give me a grateful welcome.

...Seriously? That's your angle?

For a man of my status and beauty, it's an appropriate way to act!

[It's an extremely fragile front that he already feels bad about is what it is. But he's good at acting the arrogant little snot!]

Your status is "eternally damned" like the rest of us, so I dunno how much you wanna talk that up...

Yes! It's true, I've been cruelly plunged into hell at the prime of my life. But I'll carry the bloodline of my ancestors anywhere I go!

Is that supposed to be an accomplishment? You literally had no part in that.

[...this really weak attempt at being aloof and arrogant has perhaps met its match]

You are really rude, you know that?

Oh, it was! Lemme try again.

[Then, in more formal speech,]

Be-ist that a mighty accomplishment, good sir? Thine efforts towards the matter wert quite minimal, I fear.

Edited 2022-01-13 22:59 (UTC)

[completely dropping his own formality:]

That's not what I sound like!

Ain't it? What do you sound like, then?

Like someone who actually knows how to speak properly.

Like a big nerd?

That's not what I said!

I mean, it is the wrong team, but are you really saying you don't remember no nerdish tendencies in your past?

[Why is this happening?? He didn't come here to get picked on!!]

If you're too dimwitted to understand perfectly normal manners it's not my job to explain it to you.

[Only cute girls get a pass, sorry]

[Shrugs]

You started it with that ridiculous intro. Not sure what else you expected, acting all big in your jammies.

[Honestly he doesn't know what he expected... She's right!!]

I was--

...This isn't working at all.

Nope. Here, just be normal, at least here in the dorm. I'm assuming you're an audition since you haven't been freaking out? You got any other questions?

I was going to ask what the status is of this unit, with regards to everyone else. Also, whether there are any unwritten rules I need to know.

[SIGH]

But I didn't want to get friendly.

--Why not?

Because I don't want anything to get in the way of my goals.

[But he has already tried "don't make friends with the nice new people so I feel nothing if I hurt them" once and it backfired so he's well aware he's doomed.]

Since you're forced to act like a team anyways, wouldn't it make more sense to work with 'em so that they might actually help you towards your goal?

Obviously everyone on this unit is an ally. But--

Becoming friends would only split my loyalties even more than they already are right now.

...You saying you're already planning on screwing over people on this team?