NEWBIE ARRIVES

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheWHO?
Where: AlcheMe! Dorms
When: Day 435 /whenever convenient

[uh oh the doors are locked!!!


and hey isn't it weird that C's room didn't disappear? Maybe its because the prop room is connected to it. Whatever the case, some guy is coming stumbling out of the room in his underwear]


What in the--what is all this crap?? What's with all this creepy stuff in that room?!

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[featherbeaned]

[ a sopping wet, drenched dragon the size of a great dane comes dripping out of the gym ]

[ stops ]

[ stares ]

[darkroastbean]

[sitting on the couch at this point bundled up--falls off the couch]

WHAT IS THAT?!

[featherbeaned]

[ STARE INTENSIFIES ]





[ prowls slowly closer ]

[darkroastbean]

[SCRAMBLES TO OTHER END OF COUCH]

SHOO! DOWN! SIT!

[featherbeaned]

[ CLOSER ]

[darkroastbean]

Uh, uh--fetch!!

[SLIDES PHONE...TO HER...]

1/2

[featherbeaned]

[ her lips twitch ]

[ which tbh probably just looks kinda threatening, because of the whole big sharp predator teeth situation ]

[featherbeaned]

[ hops over the phone, getting right up close - ]

[ SHAKES HERSELF OFF ]

[ water. water is flying everywhere ]

[darkroastbean]

AUGH--! [pulling blanket over himself!!]

What is with this dog!! That's cold!

[featherbeaned]

[ LAUGHS ]

Not a dog, thank you very much! Dragon.

[darkroastbean]

It talks! I mean, you talk! Wait, a dragon?? I thought we were wizards, not knights!

[featherbeaned]

I'll let you off for the "it" just this once, buddy.

And we are wizards, yeah. Another unit's got the knightly aesthetic.

[darkroastbean]

O-okay? Wait, "we?" You're another member?

[featherbeaned]

Yup! [ pops the p ]

Name's Tea, nice to meet you!

[darkroastbean]

You're the Tea in AlcheMe? I mean, there's no T but--you get what I mean.

Men with wings, a dragons, what else am I missing?

[featherbeaned]

I'm the T and the Tea is me!

We've also got a vampire!

And sometimes I look human-shaped.

[darkroastbean]

Vampires aren't real--you know what? No. Nope! I'm going to stop questioning things.

And how? Like, a big blue person?

[featherbeaned]

Smart plan.

[ Fluffs her (still damp) wings and hops up to loaf on the back of the couch ]

Tall, lots and lots of blue hair. You wanna see?

[darkroastbean]

[is like imagining something akin to cousin it]

Suuuure? You're not going to be naked are you?

[featherbeaned]

Oh, yeah.

I'd be very much naked.

[darkroastbean]

Then no!!!

[featherbeaned]

Oh noooooo.

[darkroastbean]

[SWADDLES MORE IN HIS BLANKET]

Are you messing with me??

[featherbeaned]

Nah, I just think you're kinda adorable.

[ swishes her tail ]

[darkroastbean]

[?!?!]

I'm not--look, I'm just confused okay! This is the most bizarre kidnapping I've ever heard of.