NEWBIE ARRIVES

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheWHO?
Where: AlcheMe! Dorms
When: Day 435 /whenever convenient

[uh oh the doors are locked!!!


and hey isn't it weird that C's room didn't disappear? Maybe its because the prop room is connected to it. Whatever the case, some guy is coming stumbling out of the room in his underwear]


What in the--what is all this crap?? What's with all this creepy stuff in that room?!

Comments

[featherbeaned]

[ LAUGHS ]

Not a dog, thank you very much! Dragon.

[darkroastbean]

It talks! I mean, you talk! Wait, a dragon?? I thought we were wizards, not knights!

[featherbeaned]

I'll let you off for the "it" just this once, buddy.

And we are wizards, yeah. Another unit's got the knightly aesthetic.

[darkroastbean]

O-okay? Wait, "we?" You're another member?

[featherbeaned]

Yup! [ pops the p ]

Name's Tea, nice to meet you!

[darkroastbean]

You're the Tea in AlcheMe? I mean, there's no T but--you get what I mean.

Men with wings, a dragons, what else am I missing?

[featherbeaned]

I'm the T and the Tea is me!

We've also got a vampire!

And sometimes I look human-shaped.

[darkroastbean]

Vampires aren't real--you know what? No. Nope! I'm going to stop questioning things.

And how? Like, a big blue person?

[featherbeaned]

Smart plan.

[ Fluffs her (still damp) wings and hops up to loaf on the back of the couch ]

Tall, lots and lots of blue hair. You wanna see?

[darkroastbean]

[is like imagining something akin to cousin it]

Suuuure? You're not going to be naked are you?

[featherbeaned]

Oh, yeah.

I'd be very much naked.

[darkroastbean]

Then no!!!

[featherbeaned]

Oh noooooo.

[darkroastbean]

[SWADDLES MORE IN HIS BLANKET]

Are you messing with me??

[featherbeaned]

Nah, I just think you're kinda adorable.

[ swishes her tail ]

[darkroastbean]

[?!?!]

I'm not--look, I'm just confused okay! This is the most bizarre kidnapping I've ever heard of.

[featherbeaned]

[ reaches over with a wing ]

[ gently pats on the head with a primary feather if he doesn't duck away ]

There's a lot to take in, yeah.

[darkroastbean]

[doesn't, but does flinch cuz he's on EDGE but like, who wouldn't be!!]


[but mostly looks ridiculous with feather on head and bundled in a blanket]

That's putting it lightly.

[featherbeaned]

[ pat ]

[ pat pat ]

Would it help if I said I'm sorry for scaring the pants off of you?

[ the wing withdraws ]

[darkroastbean]

I wasn't scared!


[he was scared]

[featherbeaned]

Uh huh.

[ SHE KNOWS. ]

[darkroastbean]

[w e e p. reaching out to take his phone back]

Geh. Um, I guess you can call me P, for now. Until I remember things.

[featherbeaned]

[ helpfully sweeps it over to him with her tail ]

P! Ooh, that's a good one. Excellent nickname potential. It suits you.

[darkroastbean]

It does? I just didn't want to get stuck with dumb pirate jokes if I went with R. . .

[featherbeaned]

Yeah, you look like a ...

[ squints at him ]

Pip.