NEWBIE ARRIVES

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheWHO?
Where: AlcheMe! Dorms
When: Day 435 /whenever convenient

[uh oh the doors are locked!!!


and hey isn't it weird that C's room didn't disappear? Maybe its because the prop room is connected to it. Whatever the case, some guy is coming stumbling out of the room in his underwear]


What in the--what is all this crap?? What's with all this creepy stuff in that room?!

Comments

[foxorcist]

You're saying that before you even found the toilet candy...

[darkroastbean]

Why is there toilet candy?!

[foxorcist]

You know, there are some questions better left like. A mystery. If you find it, just toss it.

[darkroastbean]

Well duh, what else am I supposed to do, eat it??

[foxorcist]

The dude before you tooooootally would've. He had mad levels chaos energy.

But he wasn't a dick, so things balanced out.

[darkroastbean]

Hey, I'm not a dick either!! I think?

[foxorcist]

Even if you WERE, like, you don't have to be one now.

Call it a perk of the no-memories dealio.

[darkroastbean]

Uh, yeah what's with that?! If they're going to kidnap us and force us to work, wouldn't memories be useful?!

--also, aren't you like, a teenager?! Shouldn't you be more worried??

[foxorcist]

Uh, maybe if it was some basic-bitch normie with no abilities, then yeah, I'd be worried.

But like, I'm also an exorcist back home? Everything is demons, so like. This is Tuesday to me.

[foxorcist]

Oh and there's no days of the week here, bee-tee-dubs.

[darkroastbean]

That makes no sense! None of that! Ghosts aren't real--are they?

[foxorcist]

I said "demons," not ghosts! But why wouldn't either be real?

[darkroastbean]

Because--because they shouldn't be!


Wait, if we're in hell, doesn't that mean demons got you?!

[foxorcist]

Demons have all of us. And our worlds. But if we play nice or whatever they'll let us go home. Or to some other world, if you decide yours isn't your jam.

[darkroastbean]

That's too crazy. . .you'd think if they're so eager to get us to do something shady they wouldn't need to take our memories for that?

[foxorcist]

It's prolly easier to not give a crap about morals if you don't remember having any.

[darkroastbean]

What do morals have to do with anything? Everyone still knows what right vs wrong is.

[foxorcist]

Ever thought about how not everyone shares the same mindset as you? Some people can be from 200 years in the past or like, a thousand in the future, on a galaxy super far away. Right and wrong aren't like, universal.

And Hell would love it if you yeeted those concepts out the window and made out with everyone.

[darkroastbean]

Um! Y-you're kidding right? Time travel or aliens, that's all made up stuff. . .

[foxorcist]

Memory-wiping demons who kidnap you to Hell is okay, but time travel and aliens, THAT'S too far-fetched!?

[darkroastbean]

[OPENS MOUTH



closes mouth]

THAT'S....a fair point but c'mon, how am I supposed to believe all this just like that?! There's a guy with wings making tea! It's a lot to take in!

[foxorcist]

You can take all the time you want when you've picked a color.

[darkroastbean]

I'm going with grey, cuz that's probably what color my hair is going to turn by the end of the nonexistent week.

[foxorcist]

Bold of you to think you'll still have hair.

[darkroastbean]

--you all still have hair!!