NEWBIE ARRIVES

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheWHO?
Where: AlcheMe! Dorms
When: Day 435 /whenever convenient

[uh oh the doors are locked!!!


and hey isn't it weird that C's room didn't disappear? Maybe its because the prop room is connected to it. Whatever the case, some guy is coming stumbling out of the room in his underwear]


What in the--what is all this crap?? What's with all this creepy stuff in that room?!

Comments

[foxorcist]

Memory-wiping demons who kidnap you to Hell is okay, but time travel and aliens, THAT'S too far-fetched!?

[darkroastbean]

[OPENS MOUTH



closes mouth]

THAT'S....a fair point but c'mon, how am I supposed to believe all this just like that?! There's a guy with wings making tea! It's a lot to take in!

[foxorcist]

You can take all the time you want when you've picked a color.

[darkroastbean]

I'm going with grey, cuz that's probably what color my hair is going to turn by the end of the nonexistent week.

[foxorcist]

Bold of you to think you'll still have hair.

[darkroastbean]

--you all still have hair!!

1/2

[foxorcist]

Uh, yeah? I'm young and cute, and you're like... how old?

[ checks his profile ]

[foxorcist]

Omigod. How are you alive?

[darkroastbean]

What? I--[looks...at profile]

THAT'S NOT OLD. Why is there a question mark?! And how do they know, huh?! Either way, I'm young, too!!

[foxorcist]

Compared to like. Someone ancient, maybe.

The production seems to know everybody's business. They really love making us spill our secrets, too.

[darkroastbean]

I don't have any secrets to spill, I've got amnesia! What a bizarre set up.

[foxorcist]

Give it a couple smooches– I mean– games, and you'll rack up some secrets even without memories.

[darkroastbean]

That's a really specific slip of tongue and I don't like that implication!

[foxorcist]

Whaaaaaat? I didn't say anything? Maaaaaybe your old person ears are like, acting up or whatever?

[darkroastbean]

You don't need hearing aids in your twenties, dammit! Unless you have specific hearing problems then that's okay too and also normal but otherwise--I'm not old!!

[foxorcist]

So what did you THINK I said?

[darkroastbean]

Something I'm not even acknowledging!!

[foxorcist]

Well, you were warned, at least. I don't usually do the welcome wagon dealio, but the guys who used to are gone.

So like, thank me.