NEWBIE ARRIVES

[darkroastbean]

Who: AlcheWHO?
Where: AlcheMe! Dorms
When: Day 435 /whenever convenient

[uh oh the doors are locked!!!


and hey isn't it weird that C's room didn't disappear? Maybe its because the prop room is connected to it. Whatever the case, some guy is coming stumbling out of the room in his underwear]


What in the--what is all this crap?? What's with all this creepy stuff in that room?!

Comments

[doublefried]

I mentioned we're in actual literal Hell, right.

[darkroastbean]

I thought by literally you meant it figuratively! How am I supposed to believe that all of a sudden??

[doublefried]

It is a pretty big ask, sure. You've got amnesia, right?

[darkroastbean]

Just because I don't remember how I got here doesn't mean I have--

. . .


. . .


Oh hell.

[doublefried]

[ nod nod nod ]

I'll get you the dossier. Might wanna sit down to read it.

[darkroastbean]

[looks at. the crystal couch.

is in boxers.]

Could I please have a blanket or something. . .

[doublefried]

[ PULLS A BLANKIE OUT OF HIS POCKET. HANDS IT OVER ]

[darkroastbean]

[QUE???]

[doublefried]

Magic powers. It's all in the dossier.

[darkroastbean]

[voice cracks]

O-of course, that explains it all!!

[SWADDLES SELF IN BLANKET]

[doublefried]

Do you want me to make you some tea?

[darkroastbean]

Is that also magic?

[doublefried]

I figured I would just use the kitchen.

[darkroastbean]

Oh good. Then yes, yes please.

[GONNA, GONNA READ THIS SHIT]

[doublefried]

[ Welcome To Hell 101. goes and makes some nice soothing tea and comes back ]

It's a little outdated, I think, but we haven't really learned THAT much more since it was last updated.

[darkroastbean]

[honestly just skimmed it only a little since i don't ooc remember shit about it, ON HIS PHONE NOW]

This is seriously all real. . .I didn't sign up for this. What about me screams idol? Or--wizard? You're a wizard?

[doublefried]

This isn't going to sound much less outlandish than 'wizard', but I was actually a professional hero. Still, it's just the unit aesthetic. Think of it kind of like an acting troupe?

[darkroastbean]

What, you mean a cop?

. . .and soooo. Circus. Like I guessed?

[doublefried]

More like an emergency responder? And we do less flips than a circus.

[darkroastbean]

Then what are the wings for? Aesthetic? I'm not wearing those.

[doublefried]

They're part of my body.

[darkroastbean]

Willingly??

[doublefried]

I was born with them!

[darkroastbean]

Are you screwing with me?!

[doublefried]

[ SPREADS THEM OUT ]

You can touch 'em if you want.