LIVE

[shutthefoxup]

Who: SILVER(?) AND YOU
Where: LOBBY
When: during Monster Bingo, afternoon 416

[TODAY IN THE LOBBY, it looks like there's a funeral being held?? There's a casket, and a body in it--sort of. It appears to be a lifesized replica of B made out of marzipan and dressed in a snazzy black suit. There is also a bunch of candy lining his coffin, so you can walk up and grab a snack as you pay your respects.

Also, along with all the black curtains and flowers, there are posters that read: "Don't wait til MOURN-ing, VOTE C FOR PROM KING" and "VOTE AN ALCHEME SO B CAN REST IN PEACE" and other such inappropriate propaganda. All attendees get a black and white checkered scarf.

Lastly, Silver (?) is at a podium in a suit, and also still a WereFox. After a moment, he clears his throat and blows a kazoo]


Friends and strangers--a lot of strangers because wow, I am losing track of new folks--we are all gathered here today to honor B! The best boy. A good boy. A deserving boy! He's super dead and/or floating around somewhere. Anyway, since I'm not sure how this works, everyone should come up and give him compliments and good vibes to his body. And also take some candy.

For the occasion, I've prepared a song. AHEM.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
That's exactly what you are
Cuteness from toe to head
But maybe that's why you end up dead
Twinkie, twinkie little B
No one can beat your long leggies.

Also you should vote for C
But if you're spiteful you can for B.
How many of you even know what prom is
Well that doesn't matter just get your kisses.
(But only kisses on the cheek from me
cuz I'm a chad but my time isn't free)
Anyway AlcheMe is full of twinks
except for Tea wink wink wink.

[KAZOO]

Thank you, and this message is Silver approved. Because that's totally who I am right now.

((this either a vibe check live or a roleplaying live, I'm not sure. EITHER WAY, A LIVE IS HAPPENING))

Comments

[doublefried]

[ is now idk a vampire or something he can't stay mermaid all game ]

Usually I don't like to contribute to a crowd of bewildered gawkers.


...

[shutthefoxup]

[tails wagging!!]

Now now, you can at least say something nice for the dearly departed!

[doublefried]

[ points at ghost B

makes a '?????' sound ]

[shutthefoxup]

[hand on shoulder because HE IS TALL AND CAN DO THIS MORE EFFECTIVELY!!1]

I know, it's almost like he's still with us even now.

[doublefried]

He's always with us as spirit.

[liarliarliar]

[ghost b]

This is the best thing that has ever happened to me.

[shutthefoxup]

[fake sniffle]

It's almost like I can still hear your voice.

[liarliarliar]

The cutest voice you ever heard?

[shutthefoxup]

It's a whisper so sweet it could be honey! I don't recommend putting honey into your ears, but also, worth it!

[liarliarliar]

What you want honey in your ears?

[neigh_sayer]

[Is dunked into the coffin with marzipan B, waving over at ghost B]

[liarliarliar]

If it isn't the CUTEST BOY.

[neigh_sayer]

The C in Cute is actually for C, yes.

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Still a nymph]

[He's just sprouting flowers so that he can throw them onto the casket]

It won't be the same without him.

[shutthefoxup]

If only we could raise the dead! But he will nourish your roots.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I'll grow big and strong with his help, and grow like... something cool at the top. Some weird fruit or something.

[shutthefoxup]

Surely there's a fruit that begins with B!

[neigh_sayer]

I’m leaving you.

[shutthefoxup]

You'd leave me on the day of your brother's death??

[neigh_sayer]

I’m so sad about B being dead that I’ve got no choice but to start a new life as a new person. Please understand. I’m not the same as I once was.

[shutthefoxup]

I could bury you with him if that would make you feel better.

[featherbeaned]

[ ...





................................................. ]

[ raises a hand, like. question. ]

[shutthefoxup]

[POINTS]

Yes, you in the front row!

[featherbeaned]

[ POINTS ... ]

[ At the marzipan ]

Snack?

[shutthefoxup]

Hmmm. Well, it's B, so.

Yes. He would absolutely let you eat his delicious sweet decomposing body.