wake up new nerd dropped

[choochoochuuni]

Who: ☆ZRAEL
Where: ☆ZRAEL
When: 402 morning

[were you used to having a peaceful morning?? TOO BAD as some dude that needs a shave stumbles out of his room in his boxers, clutching the first thing he could grab as a weapon for dear life (which is probably like, a curtain rod), looking around wildly. He also has a sweet ass glowing number tattoo sleeve all up his right arm]

What's going on?! Where am I?!

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[flawandorder]

[Absolutely not how he wanted to start his morning.]

...so it begins.

[Sorry but. He's not even a little afraid of your... curtain rod.]

Greetings.

[choochoochuuni]

[SQUINTS AT

shuffles around so he doens't have his back turned to him]

So you're the kidnapper?

[flawandorder]

I'd give it a two out of ten. Not even a remotely passable attempt.

No. I was brought here in the same manner as you were.

[choochoochuuni]

[menacingly waggles curtain rod at him!!]

Don't lie. Look at you, you're like some. . .fancy, rich super villain that kidnaps people for kicks, right? We're nothing alike! I don't even have pants!

[flawandorder]

I assure you, I have nothing to do with that matter.

[Tosses the most obnoxious gothic blanket they have over him (and his curtain rod).]

In that regard, I believe I'm the victim here.

[choochoochuuni]

You're the victim? Don't make fun of me--gh!!

[one moment has to fight himself free of the blanket]

[flawandorder]

Now, now-- I never said that.

[Ahhh this is too much fun.]

If I wanted to "make fun of you" I could point out quite a few other factors that I have so kindly chosen to omit.

[choochoochuuni]

[tugs the blanket off!!]

What's that supposed to mean?!

[constellationprize]

[ poking her head out of the kitchen, in this case a huge ornate pair of double doors ]

Oh - um ...

It's okay ... Well, I'm sure that it feels really strange right now, but we'll do our best to make sure that things end up being explained, okay? Is there anything that you'd like to eat for breakfast...? I'm making tea right now too, but do you want to have coffee instead? It's okay if you aren't sure!

[choochoochuuni]

[STARTLED JUMP, flattening himself against a wall with the curtain rod]

What are you talking about? What kind of trick is that?

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[constellationprize]

[ startles some at the sudden movement ]

U-Um -

[constellationprize]

[ a little softer, smile a bit sheepish ]

. . . Right now, I'm making breakfast for everyone to eat, but even though all of us like to have tea, I think, it's important for drinks to be balanced in the mornings, isn't it...? So I'm going to make juice too, and of course there's water to drink too, but you're new, aren't you? Because we haven't really met yet, or anything like that, I don't really know the sorts of things that you like to eat or drink, so it seemed like it would be nice to try asking if you wanted to have coffee -

... Oh, and if there's anything that you want to try eating, then I'll do my best to make that too, okay? I'm sure that you're really confused and worried about a lot of things right now, but we're your unitmates, so we'll all do our best to help you - alright...?

[choochoochuuni]

[SQUINTS

staying against wall but like. shimmying over, watching her. SUSPICIOUS]

That's one hell of a spiel to get my guard down.

[constellationprize]

... Spiel?

[ a thoughtful pause . . . ]

Why don't you come in here? If you're able to watch me, then you can be sure that nothing strange is happening, can't you...? If it's something that ends up making you unhappy or sick too, then I'll make sure to take responsibility, so isn't that fine?

[choochoochuuni]

[keeps the curtain rod pointed at her as he carefully shuffles into the kitchen, eyes glancing around at all this highly decorative nonsense]

That's a really weak threat.

[constellationprize]

[ the kitchen is a kitchen!

outside of the aforementioned tea - there are two tins set out and a kettle on the stove, burning with an otherworldly light - there's apple juice and water. as far as food is concerned it looks like a pretty big spread: sausages, fried eggs, tomatoes, toast, steamed rice, grilled cod, miso soup, and pickled cucumbers.

and she just sort of goes about getting everything prepped and cooked as she talks, ]

Threat? Mn, it isn't anything like that... um, in comparison, isn't it more like - between those sorts of things, it's a little more like making a promise, isn't it? Well - ...

... I thought instead ... um, I wanted to say that you would be able to kill me if something like that ended up happening, but Doodle wouldn't like that very much, and you're new, so it wouldn't be very good if he ended up being angry with you over something like that . . .

If you still end up feeling unhappy after we're done talking, or if breakfast ends up making you unhappy, or sick, or anything like that - I'll definitely take responsibility for it, but when it comes to what happens... is it okay if I leave that up to you instead? I'm sure you'll be able to think of something really nice!

[choochoochuuni]

[looks at her

looks at the food

looks at her

......................sitting at the table. assuming there's a table. if not just gonna go to where ever the food is. STILL KEEPING A HAND ON THE CURTAIN ROD and sniffing at the toast]

Don't patronize me, I'm not some kid. I'll figure out what your true intentions are no matter what you say.

[avestan]

Oh, hey. We got a new guy.

[choochoochuuni]

[SCREAMS AND WAVES CURTAIN ROD]

[avestan]

Yeah, you're gonna fit right in.

[choochoochuuni]

What's that even supposed to mean?! Who are you? Some kinda barbarian??

[avestan]

Guess that depends on how you define barbarian.

[choochoochuuni]

A wild man with tattoos who kidnaps innocent people like me??

[avestan]

Two out of three is close enough, so sure. I'm a barbarian.

[choochoochuuni]

Okay whatever, stay back! I'm gonna get out of here, don't try and stop me!