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[idolpro]

Who: You!
Where: Dissonance & wherever!
When: Day 402

[ At some point throughout the day, everyone will receive a few, most certainly happy messages on Dissonance: ]

Producers: Congratulations ☆ Everyone!
Producers: Due to SOMEONE being a PAIN IN THE

[ wait

no that message is gone. ]

Producers: Congratulations ☆ Everyone!
Producers: We don't say this enough, but we're really, truly grateful to have you all on the team ♥
Producers: imeeji just wouldn't be the same without you all working so hard to get us money!
Producers: So now we're giving back to our community—namely, YOU!
Producers: For every extra sale that goes beyond our margin of expectation, we'll be giving you all ✨bonuses✨!
Producers: Who doesn't love free money?
Producers: And we'll be ✨going public✨ as part of the next stage of the idol production—but since you're our beloved idols, you've got first dibs!
Producers: What, does it look confusing? Don't worry, you don't have to do it.
Producers: You'll still be our ♥ beloved ♥ idols ♥ even if you don't!
Producers: Just keep on doing your best, idols!
Producers: We're rooting for you ♪
Producers: Oh, we've got another surprise coming soon too, so keep an eye out!

[ As of Day 402, idols can now get AC bonuses and buy stock! Check the announcements for more info! ]

Comments

[worldlyafflictions]

[Pink staring at his phone, nursing a hangover.]






[squint]

[crossmyheartandhope]

...whoa.

This is...

[420blazeit]

For real. [ finishing that sentence. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

Right? It's like - what even.

[420blazeit]

I can't say I saw something like this coming. NGL, it kind of reminds me of that one game, the one where we had to, like, be business savvy. [ and we sucked. ] Real interesting though...

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean, this time they ain't kicking us out on the street if we mess up, so I feel like we got a better shot.

[420blazeit]

I still can’t believe all the crazy shit that happened during that game. But that’s true! And it looks like we we get enough stocks we can get some real sweet perks… wanna give it a go?

[crossmyheartandhope]

What, like go halfsies?

[420blazeit]

Yeah, why not! We can give it a shot and see how it goes.

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean... I'm in if you are.

[Checking out those prices]

[420blazeit]

I'm not sure how it's going to fluctuate. I guess if, like, a lot of people buy in or... don't buy in... [ this can't work like the real stock market, since there aren't as many people and it's just the one company??? but who the hell knows. ] but we could end up getting some extra coin, er, points out of it!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh yeah... guess that's true.

Is it gonna be bad if it, like... drops... next month, though?

[420blazeit]

Nnnnot bad... but it'll just kind of suck since we would have paid more. If I'm being honest though, I don't really care about the payout. I think the perks at the higher end of the spectrum are really what make it worth it.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Yeah... yeah, legit.

Ain't gonna lie, mostly I wanna get in it for that vote.

[420blazeit]

Right. We'll have a legit say in stuff!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Fingers crossed, anyways.

[Digging his phone out about now, to send 25k points to her]

[420blazeit]

You ready to be business partners? [ takes her own phone out. ]

[crossmyheartandhope]

What, rat circus don't count no more?

[420blazeit]

[ laughs. ] Don't forget we trained dogs too. [ taps her chin. ] And we, like, totally invented a thing too, right? I vaguely remember that's why we ended up getting out of jail, because we saved the guy's daughter.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Yeah... yeah.

He was a good guy.

[420blazeit]

But this could be cool... I'll make a separate bank account sort'a thing for it, so I don't spend our points and because we'll be getting paid out we should see if the team will give us their share, so we can continue to invest.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Dude, yeah. Like straight back into the fund or whatever?

We'll be rolling in stock before you know it.

[420blazeit]

Exactly! It's pretty much the perfect idea.

And if we ever have some spare funds to dump in there we can do that too.

[crossmyheartandhope]

We oughtta try and fundraise, some. Do a couple lives, maybe.

[420blazeit]

I'm totally game. Which do you think we should do first?

[crossmyheartandhope]

I mean, I ain't picky? They all sound fun.

[420blazeit]

Maybe we can just roll a die, since they're all something we wanna do. Leave it to RNGesus.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Works for me, dude.

You got one?

[420blazeit]

Sure do. [ she takes out a d6 from her belt. ] ...ok, so, how many ideas do we have? 3? Because then we can assign each to 2 numbers. Like 1-4, 2-5, and 3-6.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Oh, yeah. That works.

[420blazeit]

Alright, so you wanna assign them to the number groups?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, 1-2 is tag, 3-4 is monster truck.

[420blazeit]

And 5-6 is that field day one?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Got it in one.

[420blazeit]

[ and i rolled a 2. ]

It looks like it's tag!

[crossmyheartandhope]

Works for me. Fits the new theme, too.

[420blazeit]

Oh? What's the new theme?

[crossmyheartandhope]

"Play," ain't it? So we get a couple extra points.

[420blazeit]

Ha! Even freaking better. More points inevitably means more stuck.

[crossmyheartandhope]

We're gonna be gajillionaires!