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[doublefried]

Who: Fisherwizards and idk whoever else is around
Where: The Boyfriend Lounge Mostro Lounge Imeeji Chapter
When: Day 392, evening

[ while everyone is away at the game,

certain members of AlcheME have slapped a GONE FISHIN' sign on their dorm and gone to a certain lounge to get up to some shit

you know, normal AlcheME stuff ]

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[doublefried]

[ in a MYSTERIOUS CONCEALING ROBE and holding just, a glittery purple saucepan ]

Somehow I don't think this is what the wikihow article meant, and yet.

[neigh_sayer]

[ROLLING A CAULDRON]

The wiki what now??

[doublefried]

It's a website that tells you how to do literally anything.

[neigh_sayer]

Fascinating, but too bad, I already know how to do everything! It's a good thing I'm here with you.

[doublefried]

It's a good thing I've got C-kihow.

[neigh_sayer]

You're welcome! So run it by me, what are we doing here again?

[doublefried]

We're octopus fishing.

[featherbeaned]

No, no. Listen. This is a perfectly genius foolproof plan, W.

[ she's also holding a saucepan (magenta), and also some glittery wands. ]

[doublefried]

It's definitely a plan. I appreciate those!

[featherbeaned]

You've got to admit, I'm the best wingman a bird could ever ask for.

Remind me, how tall's your octopus?

[doublefried]

You're the BEST wingman.

And he's a liiittle taller than I am! Only a little though. Super tiny amount taller.

[featherbeaned]

[ happy ear wiggles as she embiggens the saucepot to an appropriate boyfriend size ... ]

I was thinking of baiting it with taiyaki. Does he like taiyaki? Does he deserve taiyaki? I could spike the taiyaki.

[doublefried]

He likes karaage and deserves it.

[liarliarliar]

Those are just suggestions, not guidelines.

[doublefried]

A pot is a pot is a pot?

[liarliarliar]

I mean there is one kind of pot that would be a little more awkward I guess.

[doublefried]

SHOULD we get weed just in case.

[liarliarliar]

But Mars isn't here and he was our weed guy.

[doublefried]

Well, we can put it as a backup plan if this doesn't work.

[tothosewhobait]

[How long has Alcheme been casing the place? Tough to say, but eventually they'll hear the clack of footsteps against the tiles. It could be another visitor! In this case however, it is someone in casual attire on their way to do inventory. However, if they're listening, the steps suddenly stop as the newest addition to the room surveys the many traps littering the main floor of the lounge.]

[doublefried]

[ who could possibly have left all these glittery purple traps everywhere.

it really is a mystery.

there's definitely at least 3 alchs just lying in extremely sneaky wait. the ultimate ambush predators. ]

[tothosewhobait]

[It's truly mysterious! Setting down his clipboard before surveying the room for who could have left such a glittery mess trap.]

[doublefried]

[ all potential criminals are definitely well-concealed and there are definitely no incriminating stray feathers anywhere.

that's a lie there is at least one incriminating stray feather. ]

[tothosewhobait]

[Smiles slightly, reaching up to cover his mouth in mock thought to cover up the amused quirk of his lips. He crouches down to pick up the stray feather before pulling his necklace out from under his shirt to make a show of comparing the two feathers.]

Hmmmm......

[doublefried]

[ APPEARS behind him, literally Just Appears because invisibility potion means you can do that, and just like. drapes on him hello. alchemes are actually ambush predators. ]

I can't believe you so effortlessly saw through the trap gauntlet.