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[ouji4board]

Who: klaus! anyone!
Where: in the park!
When: day 289

[ so he's starting a LIVE, except when it goes live he's not really doing anything except on his back on a park bench ]

OKAY, SO! This isn't really a Live, except I didn't know how else to get everyone's attention!

Anyway things have happened except things aren't really happening, and I am really bored and want to do something stupid. If you have any ideas, uuuuh... Swing by the park?

Also, are there any guys around who wanna bang sometime? Ladies, I love you, but sometimes a guy has needs. Hit me up!!

Cool, that's all. Peace out!

[ AND THEN HE'S CUTTING THE FEED no points sorry ]

Comments

[bad_crowmance]

Well, you've definitely got my attention with that last part.

[ouji4board]

Mission success! Hi, I don't think we've met?

[bad_crowmance]

We haven't!

[ He grins and winks. ]

The name's Ordine and it's nice to meet you.

[ouji4board]

[ SITTING UP to offer a hand ]

Sativa! Or Klaus, whatever floats your boat.

[heavenlyvisitor]

...You're really just going to ask during a live?

[ouji4board]

I mean, it wasn't really a live! It was just--broadcasting!

[heavenlyvisitor]

Abuse of power ...

[ouji4board]

Fuck the man!

[ice_69]

[was just taking a walk in the park when she got the live notif so she wandered over without paying attention and oh no]

I-is it really okay to ask so openly?

[ouji4board]

Why wouldn't it be?

[ice_69]

I... don't know? It just seems, um...

[ouji4board]

Bold and daring?

[crossmyheartandhope]

Okay, what level of stupid are we talking here?

[ouji4board]

You know me--sky's the limit here!

[crossmyheartandhope]

I got a tight rope and the shoes to walk it, just saying.

[ouji4board]

And I have the world's shittiest sense of balance! Sounds perfect.

[1istheloneliest]

[conflicted face on so many levels]

I was going to say I can't believe you did that, but why not? It's totally believable.

[ouji4board]

What, asking people for fun? Or asking people for sex? Because both of it seems very me.

[1istheloneliest]

The second part. Aren't there, I don't know, subtler ways to get laid.

[worldlyafflictions]

Haha, I'm rootin' for ya on your quest for a good time.

[ouji4board]

With the fun or with the sex?

[worldlyafflictions]

The sex! Fun ya probably gotta make yourself.

[firstworldproblem]

[He can't help but laugh.]

Do you need help finding partners?

[ouji4board]

It's not fair, Alex. My luck's like, insultingly bad.

[firstworldproblem]

You are rather charming so I doubt it is being turned down. Is it something else?