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[criminaljustice]

Who: SOME NOISEMAKERS AND YOU
Where: THE TVS, YOUR PHONE, BUT MOSTLY OUTSIDE IN THE "CITY"
When: Day 3, early morning

[there's an alert of a live! it's a very noisy one, just in case you thought to turn it off and roll back over because fuck getting up early when you had shitty reality of the idol situation dumped into your lap thanks to that game, amirite?

the camera's focused in on a certain member of BAD END=DEAD END who does not seem the least bit sorry if he's disturbed anyone's sleep. he's wearing this outfit and is also holding a chunk of a cinderblock aloft, eyeing the game tower building.]

Time to blow off some steam.

[and through a window the cinderblock goes.

it does make a satisfying smashing sound, doesn't it? well, he's not gonna stop there, moving to retrieve the block while flipping the bird for the cameras to pick up because specifically: fuck the hosts.]

Comments

[afailedmurder]

"Gremlin?" You must be good friends if he's showed you his true form.

My prediction is... that nickname is definitely going to stick.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What a weak prediction.

Can I get a refund?

[afailedmurder]

Once you've paid me, I'll have it issued to you within 90 days.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Weak and slow. How disappointing.

[afailedmurder]

If you're dissatisfied with the service, you're free to register a complaint with our complaints department.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that you?

[afailedmurder]

No, that's F. She's another AlcheME, as the name would imply.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So you field your grunt work to some other sap on your team.

[afailedmurder]

I wouldn't have phrased it that way, but you could say that.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Fine. I'll bite.

Which one of you is F?

[afailedmurder]

The one who never leaves our floor.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

...Convenient.

You have this customer service thing figured out.

[afailedmurder]

[chuckles]

Thank you. Professionalism is something I strive for.