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Who: SOME NOISEMAKERS AND YOU
Where: THE TVS, YOUR PHONE, BUT MOSTLY OUTSIDE IN THE "CITY"
When: Day 3, early morning

[there's an alert of a live! it's a very noisy one, just in case you thought to turn it off and roll back over because fuck getting up early when you had shitty reality of the idol situation dumped into your lap thanks to that game, amirite?

the camera's focused in on a certain member of BAD END=DEAD END who does not seem the least bit sorry if he's disturbed anyone's sleep. he's wearing this outfit and is also holding a chunk of a cinderblock aloft, eyeing the game tower building.]

Time to blow off some steam.

[and through a window the cinderblock goes.

it does make a satisfying smashing sound, doesn't it? well, he's not gonna stop there, moving to retrieve the block while flipping the bird for the cameras to pick up because specifically: fuck the hosts.]

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Technically this isn't "rebellion", it's simple destruction of property.

Rebellion is a theme for vids, not the live.

Ah yes, of course. That makes sense.

[pitches his brick through the nearest window]

I would have thought the famous detective would have more objections to this sort of thing.

Naturally, I would not abide by you or others breaking the law here.

But I haven't seen anything that states that this is against the law. Have you?

On the contrary, it's part of our live so part of our contract, right?

Right. Such exemplary, law-abiding behavior is precisely what I would hope to see out of you.

[. . . uh.

why did you have to make this suddenly awkward.]

Is that so...

I've been thinking about it since the memory broadcasts. I don't know what circumstances brought you to that point, but my gut tells me that you're a good person, and I want to support you. Of course, as a detective I have certain ethical responsibilities as well...

So why don't I be your parole officer?

[are you sure this is awkward, because it's still a turn-on for me]

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[. . . no, it's INTENSELY AWKWARD WHERE ARE YOUR SIBLINGS TO SMACK YOU WITH A NEWSPAPER?]

Are you serious?

[peanut gallery]

I think aniki is trying to flirt.

Sin, sin, sin...

[okay NOW this is awkward]

—Do you two mind?

[... but you're blushing which makes them right.

this is.

very awkward?]

[fiddles with his tie]

Ignore them. They're being ridiculous, as usual.

[what's ridiculous is that you think offering to be a probation officer is better than offering something else!?]

... for starters... we don't even know if I'm still on probation.

For another... why a parole officer?

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[what else do I have to offer, smart guy??]

Considering how close you appeared in age I don't think it's unlikely that you still are.

And my apologies, I meant probation officer. Slip of the tongue.

[A DATE???]

. . . yeah, I'm. Gonna have to pass on needing a probation officer.

[seems fake]

I'd wondered if you might be resistant to the idea... well, that's fine.

Anybody would be resistant to the idea of needing a probation officer in a place where they expect people to break each others' limbs.

Well, I imagine most people who have them don't think they need them no matter what the circumstances.

[when your attempt to flirt is going horribly wrong but you'd rather die than admit that's what happened and thus can only double down]

[yeah, uh. idk how to help you there buddy because you're also basically accusing him of being guilty of the crime he was convicted for and thus deserving of a probation officer in the first place.]

... please think about what you're saying and then get back to me when you realize the problem with it.

[so yeah, that has literally not occurred to A at any point]

Fine. I'll leave you to enjoy your live.

You could also enjoy it...

I wouldn't want to offend you further.

I'm not offended by your presence, A.