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[criminaljustice]

Who: SOME NOISEMAKERS AND YOU
Where: THE TVS, YOUR PHONE, BUT MOSTLY OUTSIDE IN THE "CITY"
When: Day 3, early morning

[there's an alert of a live! it's a very noisy one, just in case you thought to turn it off and roll back over because fuck getting up early when you had shitty reality of the idol situation dumped into your lap thanks to that game, amirite?

the camera's focused in on a certain member of BAD END=DEAD END who does not seem the least bit sorry if he's disturbed anyone's sleep. he's wearing this outfit and is also holding a chunk of a cinderblock aloft, eyeing the game tower building.]

Time to blow off some steam.

[and through a window the cinderblock goes.

it does make a satisfying smashing sound, doesn't it? well, he's not gonna stop there, moving to retrieve the block while flipping the bird for the cameras to pick up because specifically: fuck the hosts.]

Comments

[neigh_sayer]

[G-GREMLIN....

POINTS TO THE SKY which looks needlessly dramatic as it gets lighter outside]

I predict you can totes take this down even better than that rebel scum! Hmm. . .the left window, the side door! Definitely weak points!

[which he loosened up but shhh]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Going for the door first, which he kicks in -- almost falling on his ass because FUCK that had way more give than it should have]

Damn. You weren't kidding!

[neigh_sayer]

My predictions never fail!! The inner cabinets will crumble at your hands!


[due to him shaking them til the screws starting squeaking out]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Not using his heads, but leveraging some broken chair leg like a crowbar, he's able to also get one cabinet down. Easy. Way too easy]

Gremlin.

[neigh_sayer]

[pokes his head thru a window]

Yeeeees?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Makes a 'come-here' motion]

Going to make me do all the dirty work?

[neigh_sayer]

I'm just a humble fortune teller! I'm far too small and weak to be any sort of destructive force!

[prances on in there any way SURELY, HE WONDERS, HE MADE SURE TO LOOSEN MOST OF THE FURNITURE...]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Yeah, that's obvious, bro]

It's cathartic. Try it.

[neigh_sayer]

B-but, it's true! I couldn't fight my way out of a paper bag! I'm just so fragile and shy and--[bumps into a countertop]

[it just fucking collapses]

. . .

Oh! Well, would you look at that!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Look at you. You don't even know your own strength.

[neigh_sayer]

H-how about that, even I didn't SEE it coming! You must have warned it up for me!

[THE JIG IS UP THE NEWS IS OUT]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just starts laughing]

I must have.

[neigh_sayer]

Welp! This is awkward.

Heeeey, look over there!

[JUST

throws a smoke bomb

tho he doesn't actually go far he's just climbing out the window]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Facing the other direction DRAMATICALLY]

Look at that! He disappeared.