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[criminaljustice]

Who: SOME NOISEMAKERS AND YOU
Where: THE TVS, YOUR PHONE, BUT MOSTLY OUTSIDE IN THE "CITY"
When: Day 3, early morning

[there's an alert of a live! it's a very noisy one, just in case you thought to turn it off and roll back over because fuck getting up early when you had shitty reality of the idol situation dumped into your lap thanks to that game, amirite?

the camera's focused in on a certain member of BAD END=DEAD END who does not seem the least bit sorry if he's disturbed anyone's sleep. he's wearing this outfit and is also holding a chunk of a cinderblock aloft, eyeing the game tower building.]

Time to blow off some steam.

[and through a window the cinderblock goes.

it does make a satisfying smashing sound, doesn't it? well, he's not gonna stop there, moving to retrieve the block while flipping the bird for the cameras to pick up because specifically: fuck the hosts.]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is your normal attire really that much of an improvement?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Are we being graded on looks now?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I hope not. That'd be terrible for you.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Tossing him an umbrella from the lobby.]

Make yourself useful.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Catches... it?]

What the fuck do you want me to do with this?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Break it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Makes an exaggerated show of stripping the cloth from the metal frame]

[rollwithdisadvantage]

See, that wasn't so hard.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Keeps the metal.

Throws the rest of the broken umbrella at Noodle Arm's face]

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Ducking but gets clipped.]

HEY!

Breaking people won't get you any points!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Stop complaining and start helping me gather more scrap metal.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Tell me what you plan to do with it first.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Build shit! What else would you do with scrap metal?!

[rollwithdisadvantage]

I got that part. What are you going to build?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No! You're not pissing me off into admitting it in front of a camera a second time!

Stop asking questions and just do it!

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Fine!

[Going through the rubble and handing him bits of piping and basically useless stuff.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Gathering anything that looks like it can be used to stitch Toaster back together]

Your cooperation is always appreciated.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Cool. Then have a paperclip, some wire, and half a pipe.]

There. Now go make something useful.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Like a hairtie for the shag carpet that died on your head?

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Look we all can't be beauty queens like you!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That's the second time someone called me pretty today. Also flattered.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

Then quit preening like a bird in mating season.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But we're idols, Noodle Arms. We have to make this look good.

[rollwithdisadvantage]

[Chucking a chair at his head half heartedly.]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[The dodge is equally half-hearted]

You sent your teammate after me in the last game.