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[criminaljustice]

Who: SOME NOISEMAKERS AND YOU
Where: THE TVS, YOUR PHONE, BUT MOSTLY OUTSIDE IN THE "CITY"
When: Day 3, early morning

[there's an alert of a live! it's a very noisy one, just in case you thought to turn it off and roll back over because fuck getting up early when you had shitty reality of the idol situation dumped into your lap thanks to that game, amirite?

the camera's focused in on a certain member of BAD END=DEAD END who does not seem the least bit sorry if he's disturbed anyone's sleep. he's wearing this outfit and is also holding a chunk of a cinderblock aloft, eyeing the game tower building.]

Time to blow off some steam.

[and through a window the cinderblock goes.

it does make a satisfying smashing sound, doesn't it? well, he's not gonna stop there, moving to retrieve the block while flipping the bird for the cameras to pick up because specifically: fuck the hosts.]

Comments

[criminaljustice]

[cinder block get. hopping back through the window with a sharp grin of someone who is probably enjoying this more than he should]

Think it'll count against my probation?

[grandschemed]

[ he snorts, hefting the chair up for a swing himself ]

Pretty sure statute of limitations might be over on that one, here.

[criminaljustice]

I mean, it's in my job description to vandalize things, like this.

[grandschemed]

Basically you're obligated ta.

[criminaljustice]

Exactly.

[grandschemed]

[ takes the chair to a window. ]

I could get used to this.

[criminaljustice]

Cathartic, right?

[grandschemed]

And we get paid for this shit?

[criminaljustice]

Three hundred points.

[grandschemed]

Almost as good as finishin' that game, huh?

[criminaljustice]

Especially when other units do their lives.

[sure has been participating in like. everything. again: who needs rest? NOT THIS GUY.]

[grandschemed]

Everyone's piggbackin' on now, huh?

[criminaljustice]

Might as well, since there's a lot of people out and about and having fun with it.

[grandschemed]

A nice little break, huh?

[criminaljustice]

A smashing success.

[if you werent punning it's too late, he's started now]

[grandschemed]

[ two can play at this game. ]

A big hit?

[criminaljustice]

[reasons your a favorite dad]

Shattering all the records for lives.

[grandschemed]

Breakin' the box office on 'em.