Live A Little

[neigh_sayer]

Who: C and Whoever
Where: Lobby/Outside
When: Day 38

[C is outside somewhere, furiously drawing on some papers--plans of sorts?? Who knows. But a Live was called, right? Weird!

Well, to the left of him, on one table, there's a plate of cookies. So many of them! So many flavors! Maybe a hundred or so? That's a lot of cookies. They're just sitting there innocently, waiting to be taken.

BUT ALSO to the right of him, there are more cookies. But these are..............under a box. Weird!!

Which cookies do you choose??

Note:
-The cookies under the box are completely, utterly normal and delicous. Just also you will look silly under a box for a few seconds.

-The cookies on the table will either taste of awful, ridiculously spicy wasabi hot sauce, or be ridiculously salty, OR there's a piece of paper taped to the bottom that you didn't notice til it's in your mouth that simply says "One Day You Will Die". Or maybe all 3 happens, who knows.

Which cookie do you want??]

Comments

[unbr8kable]

She came by and got real interested when we mentioned we were making cookies for you in particular. Didn't know if you'd done a jerk thing or if you'd done a funny jerk thing.

[neigh_sayer]

Please, I do funny jerk things and normal jerk things on a daily basis. How am I supposed to remember that?

[unbr8kable]

Point. I just didn't know if there was a good story, but guess if you can't remember, must've been pretty disappointing.

[neigh_sayer]

Probably! Trust me, if I tick someone off, you'll know it.

[unbr8kable]

[snorts]

That I can buy.

[neigh_sayer]

You should also buy into picking a cookie!

[unbr8kable]

Does this end with a play chase scene or a real chase scene.

[neigh_sayer]

I think that depends on your luck of the draw.

[unbr8kable]

[looks from plate to plate to box, hmm]

Well, I think it says something about anyone who'd crawl on the ground just to get a snack, so...

[rrrreaches for one on a plate?]

[neigh_sayer]

[oh noooo

WATCHES FOR HER REACTION poker face on ]

1/3

[unbr8kable]

[tosses the whole thing in her gob

chews





]

[unbr8kable]

[unbr8kable]

!

[looks as though she may breathe actual fire at any moment]

!!!!!!!!!

[neigh_sayer]

.............[goes to pour her some water]


You took the high road~!

[unbr8kable]

[eyes watering with spicy tears]

That--cleans those sinuses right out! Needs more chocolate for that, damn.

[neigh_sayer]

[slides the glass to her]

Neeheehee! You think I'd give away good cookies so easily? You fell for the real trap!

[unbr8kable]

[chugs, thankfully]

...This was all a ruse to get people to crawl around and get caught in boxes?

[neigh_sayer]

You got it! And then they'd be rewarded for their efforts with a tasty treat. Slackers get the trick!

[unbr8kable]

So you're just training people into getting captured for you... Poor minions.