Live: An Offering of Advice

[byallmeans]

Who: Everyone
Where: Outside the steps to the hotel
When: Day 359, just after the game

[If you thought there wouldn't be a live from this kid in a kimono today due to the fact that everyone just got done dating, you thought wrong]

[He's out front of the hotel with his table bright and early after the game]

For my offering today, I'll accept your dating advice.

In the spirit of reciprocation, I'll grant you a flower or some chocolate for your loved one.

Comments

[featherbeaned]

[ A dragon (currently labrador-sized) pauses on her way back into the hotel ]

What kind of dating advice?

[byallmeans]

Whatever kind you're inclined to give.

[It doesn't matter to him, he does not actually care about dating,]

[featherbeaned]

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...

Food! My answer to dates is food. Any kind, as long as it's tasty and not poisonous.

[byallmeans]

I take it you're the going-to-a-restaurant kind of dater.

[Going to just make an assumption and hand over the chocolate, honestly,]

[doublefried]

My dating advice is that you should probably stick to other 10-through-14 year-olds.

[byallmeans]

Good advice. I'll take it if I'm inexplicably struck with the need to go on a date.

Flower, or chocolate?

[doublefried]

It could happen to anybody at any time.

Let's do chocolate.

[byallmeans]

Sounds like an affliction.

[Hands it over. It's just conbini chocolate, but it is in fact chocolate]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[once again, Crow is helping, and by helping, I mean lounging around on the hotel steps and digging through the candy.

if he looks like he got in a fist fight while being pelted by leaves and twigs and such, it's because he was just in a fist fight while being pelted by leaves and twigs and such.]

Dating advice? This I gotta hear. Hit me with your best shot.

[byallmeans]

I'm accepting offerings, not telling you how to live your love life.

[Looking him over,]

Though by the looks of how your date went, I'd say hit them harder next time.

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[he is going to have a lot of bruises soon, but doesn't seem to have any broken bones or gaping stab wounds or anything]

I didn't mean advice from you.

And I hit him plenty hard.

[byallmeans]

[Just. Looking at those marks]

Of course you did.

[miirai]

... it looks like I missed a lot...

[ Why is 'dating' such a big topic right now. ]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

[looks like he got in a fist fight, while being pelted by twigs and leaves and such]

Sure, if you're into stupid dates.

[miirai]

Booooo... I wanted to see all the dates.

[ Yes, she's into them, but for completely different reasons than one might expect. ]

[carrionmywaywardsun]

Most of them were pretty boring. Or violent.

[byallmeans]

There was a game.

[miirai]

About dating?

[ And she missed it? ]

[byallmeans]

That's right. Everyone had to go on several.

[tothosewhobait]

"Communication is key" tends to be overused, but it is true.

[byallmeans]

I'll accept it.

Flower, or chocolate?

[tothosewhobait]

Flower.

Is there someone you are pursuing or is this just curiosity?

[hasavision]

Forget the dates and just go somewhere fun instead.

[byallmeans]

Isn't that what dates are supposed to be about?

[hasavision]

Yeah. So my advice is don't bother with them.