Helping! In the name of love!

[adorabilities]

Who: Adora, and you
Where: The hotel Lobby
When: 321 Evening

[when you come to the lobby, you see that Adora has set up a table, and behind her are basically papers and charts plastered all over the wall, with detailed rules for situations like,

"How to ask someone to be your Valentine" or "So you're alone on Valentine's day" or even "so your valentines is actually a serial killer"

She places her hands on the table, shortly after pressing the Live button.]

Having just learned about the existence of "Valentines Day", I've done a lot of research. And this holiday is super complicated. There are rules and scenarios I wouldn't have even thought of? But after studying and writing everything down, I think, uh, well, I'm ready to help you avoid embarrassing yourself and ending your relationships or scaring your crush off forever.

Ask me, and I've got advice for you.

[is she serious?

she looks serious.]

Comments

[deicider]

Do you have to do something different when your crush is a serial killer?

[adorabilities]

There are actually several different scenarios.

Do you know how to fight?

[she is now digging through papers to find the set response :)]

[purrrnicious]

. . . . .

Okay, who let you have stationary?

[adorabilities]

I got it myself, actually.

[she is very proud of herself]

[dumbjockenergy]

[ sliding in next to her at the table all cool like to lean in conspiratorily ]

What's a Valentine's Day?

[adorabilities]

[oh! oh!

adora has this answer!!

she grabs a piece of paper and slides it to Arya.

it reads:

The ancient Romans may also be responsible for the name of our modern day of love. Emperor Claudius II executed two men — both named Valentine — on Feb. 14 of different years in the 3rd century A.D. Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day.]

[purrrnicious]

[Right in the middle of interfering with Adora's display.]

Some dumb day when the demons leave boxes of this 'chocolate' stuff lying around everywhere.

[crossmyheartandhope]

Hit me, dude, whatcha got?

[adorabilities]

What question do you want me to answer? Or-- well, let's start with, do you know who you'd want to be your valentines?

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Stares........]

So... you're giving advice now.

[adorabilities]

[she looks him dead in the eye]

I'm helping.

[purrrnicious]

[Chucks a wad of crumpled up paper at the back of his head.]

[softlyfalling]

Ah, I guess it can seem complicated...?

[adorabilities]

[she is gathering so many stacks of paper that Kohime scattered]

It's so complicated.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Look at our cat and her wife]

I think they're doing good~!

[purrrnicious]

[squinting

what are you two muttering about over there...]

[widenessofthesea]

...all right, I'm curious about what the research actually turned up.

[adorabilities]

In which area?

[she has.







a lot of paper]

[send_noods]

I don't think Valentine's Day needs this much research.

[adorabilities]

Yes it does. There're so many rules!

[rollplayinghouse]

I guess that's soon, isn't it...

[considers]

What do you do if you'd prefer to spend a romantic holiday with three or four people all together, but you're not sure how that would go over?

[she says this so deadpan it's hard to tell if she's being serious]

[adorabilities]

There actually wasn't a lot on more than one person being your Valentines.

[and then, quite bluntly,]

Have you tried asking them?

[inspiteful]

Oh, that thing.

... I suppose you don't have advice for what if the other party isn't physically present?

[adorabilities]

Oh! Like a long distance relationship?

[romanticlove]

I'm not sure what to ask... but I do want to hear a little of what you've learned. There's a similar holiday where I'm from called Saint Xocolatl's Day where you give chocolates to the person you like. I think Valentine's Day is the same...? If you know more, I'd like to hear it.

[adorabilities]

Chocolates is one thing, yeah, but from my research there are a lot more ways you can celebrate than chocolate.

From just friendly gifts to, uh, more... intense? Stuff?

[weenwoon]

[Oh my god he has. So many questions. Levity trots over to squint at the rules, then sits down before Adora.]

What is the Valentine's day? If it's connected to romance, then I do think I would have a lot of questions!

[adorabilities]

[adora hems for a moment, and then pulls out the paper with the written explanation, reciting,]

"The ancient Romans may also be responsible for the name of our modern day of love. Emperor Claudius II executed two men — both named Valentine — on Feb. 14 of different years in the 3rd century A.D. Their martyrdom was honored by the Catholic Church with the celebration of St. Valentine's Day."

COUNTERLIVE: SERIOUS POLL

[quickpersuader]

Please tell me which piece of advice you think is the most critical one to know.

Re: COUNTERLIVE: SERIOUS POLL

[adorabilities]

[she considers]

...

It's okay to not have a Valentine?

[hissterics]

. . .





[ Rolling on the floor laughing sry Adora ]

[adorabilities]

[flat look]

Well, guess you're not interested in the Etherian tradition.