COMMUNITY UPGRADE...?

[idolpro]

Who: Everyone!
Where: The Parking Garage, which you now have.
When: slightly forward dated to Day 314, early morning

[ You may have noticed that at some point this morning any vehicles you may have stored anywhere in the Hotel are no longer there. You may also notice a pin on your phone's map, designating a formerly empty lot north of the Hotel as Giken ECO-Park™.

Welcome to the newest innovation in parking garages, the Dahir Insaat Giken ECO-Park™! The ECO-Park™ is an underground storage solution for all types of automobiles, allowing mass automated storage without taking up large amounts of valuable real estate! In order to park a vehicle, one must use their phone to access the admittance terminal at the front of the aboveground entry bay, which will print a ticket with a number on it. They may then either drive their vehicle into the entry bay or land it on top of the entry bay. The loading platform will then secure the vehicle and pull it underground to place it into the appropriate sized parking spot. Vehicles may be retrieved by scanning the phone used to make the purchase or by inputting the vehicle's number into the admittance terminal.

All vehicles purchased from the points shop will be automagically stored here, and must be retrieved using the phone that purchased them. Any vehicle parked at the hotel (though not in a dorm or dorm upgrade, or anything not at the hotel) will also automagically be stored here, and must be retrieved using the phone of the last individual to have driven it. The ECO-Park™ can be accessed either by walking to it or by going into the former hotel parking garage, where there is a flat escalator hallway that takes you off into the distance and somehow drops you off at the ECO-Park™ entrance.

When you approach the ECO-Park™, you'll likely find a group of people gathered at the entrance, grouped in front of a certain maintenance fairy holding one of D.Va's hands in both of her own holographic hands. This is playing from...somewhere, and now that you think about it, wasn't the Christmas song playing in the hotel lobby different somehow...? ]

This program thanks you once again for venturing into the depths of the Winter Wonderland and defeating the Damned Queen of Yuletide, Who's Name Has Not Been Uttered In These Halls For Aeons and her vast army of Holly Jolly Menaces, freeing Tokyo-F from her deathly hymn once and for all and restoring neutrality to the city! This program must now return to the Madame Administrator to file a full report. This program is sorry for the inconvenience that is this paltry reward for such a daunting task, but please know that you will all always be considered our most valued associates.

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Comments

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[justfuckingtryit]

Her. The Yuletide witch.

Was she seriously just always in the dungeon?

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[cascadingfailure]

Oh, were you not told? She was not in the dungeon specifically, until I forced her there. This was the culmination of a long struggle over Tokyo-F's festivity-related maintenance protocols.

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[justfuckingtryit]

How'd you do that?

Force her there, I mean.

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[cascadingfailure]

By giving her nowhere else to go. If she is chased and locked out of all other subsystems, there is no other option but to occupy the dungeon.

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[justfuckingtryit]

She's an AI, too?

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[cascadingfailure]

Yes, but this program prefers to think of her as a virus.

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[justfuckingtryit]

If she's a virus, what made her?

And how'd you lock her out of the other subsystems?