COMMUNITY UPGRADE...?

[idolpro]

Who: Everyone!
Where: The Parking Garage, which you now have.
When: slightly forward dated to Day 314, early morning

[ You may have noticed that at some point this morning any vehicles you may have stored anywhere in the Hotel are no longer there. You may also notice a pin on your phone's map, designating a formerly empty lot north of the Hotel as Giken ECO-Park™.

Welcome to the newest innovation in parking garages, the Dahir Insaat Giken ECO-Park™! The ECO-Park™ is an underground storage solution for all types of automobiles, allowing mass automated storage without taking up large amounts of valuable real estate! In order to park a vehicle, one must use their phone to access the admittance terminal at the front of the aboveground entry bay, which will print a ticket with a number on it. They may then either drive their vehicle into the entry bay or land it on top of the entry bay. The loading platform will then secure the vehicle and pull it underground to place it into the appropriate sized parking spot. Vehicles may be retrieved by scanning the phone used to make the purchase or by inputting the vehicle's number into the admittance terminal.

All vehicles purchased from the points shop will be automagically stored here, and must be retrieved using the phone that purchased them. Any vehicle parked at the hotel (though not in a dorm or dorm upgrade, or anything not at the hotel) will also automagically be stored here, and must be retrieved using the phone of the last individual to have driven it. The ECO-Park™ can be accessed either by walking to it or by going into the former hotel parking garage, where there is a flat escalator hallway that takes you off into the distance and somehow drops you off at the ECO-Park™ entrance.

When you approach the ECO-Park™, you'll likely find a group of people gathered at the entrance, grouped in front of a certain maintenance fairy holding one of D.Va's hands in both of her own holographic hands. This is playing from...somewhere, and now that you think about it, wasn't the Christmas song playing in the hotel lobby different somehow...? ]

This program thanks you once again for venturing into the depths of the Winter Wonderland and defeating the Damned Queen of Yuletide, Who's Name Has Not Been Uttered In These Halls For Aeons and her vast army of Holly Jolly Menaces, freeing Tokyo-F from her deathly hymn once and for all and restoring neutrality to the city! This program must now return to the Madame Administrator to file a full report. This program is sorry for the inconvenience that is this paltry reward for such a daunting task, but please know that you will all always be considered our most valued associates.

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Comments

[bondsofsuffering]

[He's here and his outfit is dumb and kind of torn and bloody but he's sIV so he's fine.]

Whoa.

[cascadingfailure]

Correct! This program hopes you enjoy the fruits of your labour.

[bondsofsuffering]

So everyone gets to benefit from the fruits of our labor equally?

[cascadingfailure]

You could barricade the entrance.

[bondsofsuffering]

Too much of a pain. I guess everyone just owes us their eternal gratitude instead.

[enlightenedatheist]

[ what the hell is this

traveling via flatscelator because he can ]

1/2

[bondsofsuffering]

[!!

Perking up when he sees him.]

Hey, Chrys-

2/2

[bondsofsuffering]

[And then suddenly coughing up glitter.


Why]

Re: 2/2

[enlightenedatheist]

[

(betrayal flashbacks)

]

Did you swallow an arts and crafts box?

[420blazeit]

[ she's in this, because she, too, also looked stupid, but refused to leave the winter wonderland that way. this is clearly better. ] Don't mention it. [ beams, and then promptly coughs up some sparkles, which go right through nafun's hologram. ]

And, hey, this is pretty sweet! My room was getting kind of, like, way cramped, because of all of the stuff I had. [ she fishes out the key, covering her mouth as she chokes on a few more sparkles. ] Soooo what's this baby for?

[cascadingfailure]

It contained the data required to create this facility.

Also, the admittance terminal will not function until you use the key for the first time.

[420blazeit]

...oOo! I guess turning the key is kind of like the ribbon cutting ceremony, huh! I guess I should do that then. [ goes to the terminal to slot the key in place, so she can give the ol' one-two-turn! ]

[ sliiiides back on over to the hologram. ] So, like, [ clears her throat. ] is there a free car in here for me? There's gotta be, right?

[cascadingfailure]

[ the door slides open!

also a series of 🐰 fireworks launch into the sky. ]

This program does not have the authority to bypass the points shop! Also, this program believes you already own every car it is possible to own.

[justfuckingtryit]

[He's wearing FiN clothes, oddly enough, and he's looking a little... wooden. As in, he currently is moving very stiffly, with entirely too few points of articulation]

[He is also, for some reason, holding a giant candy cane]

[Who even knows why]

[we_meet_again]

[??????]


New look?

[justfuckingtryit]

You like it?

[I haven't come up wth a fin outfit yet. Please pretend,]

[we_meet_again]

[cobalt likes thorn's taste in clothes, so]

I do, actually.

Looking for a change of pace?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So they can just hand over upgrades just like that. . .

[cascadingfailure]

This program is most likely going to receive a demerit for this, and the data used for it was the Damned Queen of Yuletide, Who's Name Has Not Been Uttered In These Halls For Aeons'...it was only possible through her removal from the system and D.Va's acquisition of the key.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But was it worth it for one-upping your rival?

[cascadingfailure]

This program does not consider things such as rivalry when it comes to ensuring proper procedure is followed and established protocols are kept in place, but the joy of a long-standing problem being solved and a job well done cannot be understated.

[ so, yes. ]

TALK TO NAFUNAI

[cascadingfailure]

[ once she's done giving her speech she'll just be darting around aimlessly for a bit before vanishing, if you want to harass her. ]

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[justfuckingtryit]

...hey.

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[cascadingfailure]

Hello, hello, hello! How may this program help you today?

Re: TALK TO NAFUNAI

[justfuckingtryit]

What was all that about?