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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
[ he snorts. ]

Well, I was just thinkin' there's better ways than just throwin' yourself off a stage. I was gonna fight someone for it.

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh yeah, that'd definitely be more interesting. --Hey, you probably know a lot about fighting, huh? Teach me.
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
-- I don't remember tons about fightin'. Like it comes kinda naturally, but I dunno if I'd be a great teacher if I can't even put words to it.
unbr8kable: (sir puffs)

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
[waves a hand]

Okay, fine. How about you practice beating up some people, and I watch and ask some questions or something? Like--like a master class or something?
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, I could try givin' straight up lessons to ya too if ya don't mind me bein' a bad teacher.
unbr8kable: (06)

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
You're a probably dangerous old man I've known for about twenty minutes, most of which were spent watching you go after some stranger with a knife. I'm not really looking for teacher qualifications or five-star reviews.

Hey--if you're worried, we can make it one of those live things, so even if it's a shitshow, we still get some points for it.
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
Now that's an idea. I dunno how much we'd be doin' for my unit's live points, though -- ain't count if I'm breakin' people.
unbr8kable: (nemesis)

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 01:40 am (UTC)(link)
Okay, what if we gotta use weapons from the environment? Now you're breaking stuff AND people!
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well shit, yer right. Not worried weapons might be a bit step one?
unbr8kable: (BJ)

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 02:03 am (UTC)(link)
No pain, no gain. All that worrying's gonna make you go bald, y'know.
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 02:11 am (UTC)(link)
No offense but ya look like, 16, tops. Ain't gonna feel great if I go too hard on a teenage girl.

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
Then don't go "too" hard! It's just some friendly sparring, not a death match. It'll be fine, trust me!
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ his last friendly fight with a guy he's pretty sure he broke a rib his standards for this are fucked ]

Ya sure? I mean, ya seem pretty stubborn.
unbr8kable: (12)

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
[eh, ribs are made to be broken :')]

I'll take that as a compliment.

[but after a breath, she softens a little, expression growing a little self-conscious]

...Look. I know this's kind of a weird request. But we're kind of in a weird situation, right? And when stuff happens, I wanna be strong enough to take care of my important people. You understand that, don't you?
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 02:56 am (UTC)(link)
[ look



that's cheating. his face visibly seems to soften some itself, before he laughs, humorless ]

-- Geez, ya really know how to get a guy by the balls. But yeah. I getcha.

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 03:09 am (UTC)(link)
[she at least looks honestly uncomfortable, even as she seems relieved at the acknowledgement]

So-- Yeah, that's where I'm coming from. Obviously I can't force you into anything, but... If you'd consider it, I'd appreciate it. Sir.
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 03:12 am (UTC)(link)
One rule; no callin' me sir. That shit's way too formal. You can call me Oni, alright?

[ trying to lighten the mood a little, since he can tell she's a bit uncomfortable ]

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
[happily grabbing at this out]

Oni, huh? Red or blue?
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
Red's on my tatts, right?
unbr8kable: (sir puffs)

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Heh, figured. I don't think we'd get along if you were a blue oni-type anyway.
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
What's the dealbreaker there?
unbr8kable: (welp)

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 08:07 am (UTC)(link)
Nothing like that. It's more that someone who mostly acts from the heart is more my style than someone who mostly acts from the head. And vice versa, I'm pretty sure I'd drive anyone who's super logical nuts.
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Well... Gotta agree with you on that one. I feel like I'd get along more with guys who go with their gut more'n anything else.

[personal profile] unbr8kable 2018-06-17 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah! Just--feels more trustworthy, somehow. If they're doing stuff they believe in, you can believe in them, too.
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[personal profile] grandschemed 2018-06-17 08:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Right? Don't want someone who'll turn their back on ya out of logic.

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