Broacasted memories catchall post

[afailedmurder]

Who: Whoever is brave/crazy/cheap enough to go for the memory broadcast option
Where: A screen near you
When: Day 2, post-game-ish

Comments

Boss - Memory 1

[criminaljustice]

[so who wants to watch some kid learn how to make coffee?

also, I guess confirmation that he's a delinquent who was on probation once, uhhhh...


meanwhile.

... he really wants a decent cup of coffee. this is the worst when there is no coffee. TIME TO FIGURE OUT THE COFFEE SITUATION by which i mean you can probably find him in the kitchen staring at a can of coffee with the look of Unimpressed Betrayal.

canned coffee? seriously? wrong purchase.]

[columbidaring]

Ah, the glamourous life of food service.

[criminaljustice]

... I guess?

[columbidaring]

You don't think so?

[criminaljustice]

I wouldn't say it's glamorous.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh come on. Come on. This is too easy.

Taking a seat at the counter, folding his arms and staring at the back of Boss's head with a "cat caught the canary" smirk.]

[criminaljustice]

[i don't need your sass.

but he definitely feels eyes on him and he looks over like a cat whose been mistaken for a canary.]

You do know you have a creepy smile, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You're the first one to comment on it.

[criminaljustice]

Funny, that.

Something you want?

[afailedmurder]

[gestures to the coffee can]

Are you going to drink that?

[criminaljustice]

[slides it over to him]

[afailedmurder]

Thank you.

[cracks it open and takes a sip]

[criminaljustice]

[makes a face]

I guess someone with a sweet tooth wouldn't mind something like that.

Re: Boss - Memory 1

[grandschemed]

Hey, so maybe yer profile wasn't wrong after all.

[criminaljustice]

[yeah, i hate it thanks.

... he doesn't actually know what to say in response.]

[grandschemed]

[ I MEAN CONSIDERING HIS OWN MEMORY: ]

Hey, not like I'm gonna judge ya.

[criminaljustice]

[YEAH, UH. THAT SURE WAS SOMETHING]

I know you're not. Just... it still doesn't feel like it, even when I had someone getting on my case about it.

[rollplayinghouse]

[in the kitchen. probably she was cleaning up from cooking earlier]

Not better than the alcohol after all?

[criminaljustice]

Not this kind of coffee...

[he's been so betrayed, Harumaki]

[rollplayinghouse]

You do have high standards.

[criminaljustice]

It can't be helped. I was taught by the best in the area.

Re: Boss - Memory 1

[maxxximumeffort]

Hahaha, oh man. Other people are remembering their superhero life stories and buff veggie daddies and this guy remembers coffee. Did you get a discount at least? Like, 50 points for boring-ass coffee mornings?

Re: Boss - Memory 1

[criminaljustice]

[gonna charge you 100% if you ever ask for coffee, that's for sure.]

I get enough action in this place that I don't mind a relaxing coffee memory.

[maxxximumeffort]

You whaaat? Where's all this action, huh? You STUD. It's DAY TWO.

Re: Boss - Memory 1

[toodeeptoford]

'least you learned something useful, right?