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Handsome Stranger ([personal profile] unskippablecutscene) wrote in [community profile] imeeji_frontstage2020-05-28 07:23 pm

Live triple threat!

Who: Cosmo, Marnie, the Grand Master of Ceremonies Ligrev, and you!
Where: the lobby
When: Day 244 noon

[It’s the lobby, there’s like, not much special going on, but Vergil is in a big robe and pointy hat and false beard obscuring himself as much as possible. The massive size of the beard helps muffle his voice a bit too. Marnie is just hanging out nursing a drink, basically. Cosmo has set up a table of drinks.]

Good morning/afternoon/evening, please set all cellular devices to silent during the ceremony or they will be confiscated. ...Good enough? [HE IS SO UNCOMFORTABLE the disguise was not enough.]

Marriage! Fuckin' cute, right? Choosing someone to be bound to for life! Ain't nothin' more romantic, if you're into it! And if you're not, well, we're just fuckin' around, so no worries there. But we've got a theme to pander to, so let's have some fun!

[What we have here is actually a man who is terrible at monologuing. Does he get points for effort?]

[Cosmo raises a glass of champagne in a toast.]

Thank you Ligrev, Grand Master of Ceremonies! Thank you Marnie! We should work on a title for you shouldn’t we.

And with all that said, anyone who comes by now can marry one of these three eligible* bachelors**! Just point at your choice and the other two will see the wedding done… Somehow or other. Personally I recommend Ligrev, a serious older gentleman with a distinguished aura. Then again, if eye-candy is your thing you can’t beat Marnie. Naturally I, Cosmo, am a catch.

Of course you can bring your own bride or groom if you like, too.

Well, who will come get married?

*Citation needed
**Citation needed


[Ligrev starts to back away from the scene the moment they’re all offered as possibly eligible possibly bachelors. Hopefully no one will notice if they’re distracted. This was not part of the deal.]

((Zreal, Baritones, and Taisho get host bonus, all participants get theme bonus + 3 host bonus, come bully Vergil or get hitched what happens in hell stays in hell))
crimeson: (for an underrated writer- overrated rapp)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
It'll be my win next time!
auguryofinnocence: (Times on times he divided & measur'd)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
[oh. Five.....

Since it's swept over, he sees that's not something Five wants to talk about. Carry on.]

Likewise, doing something other than reading might be alright. What are your specialties?
crimeson: (you'll take the west train)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 08:45 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I visited them yesterday. Brought back some food that's in the fridge right now, in fact.
time5kip: (pic#13593871)

[personal profile] time5kip 2020-05-29 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Well, like I said. I'm an asshole.

[ just!! sighing!! ]

That's not going to change.
time5kip: (pic#13090281)

[personal profile] time5kip 2020-05-29 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Math.

I am knowledgeable enough in a number of fields, but math is required to use my powers.
crimeson: (and when i lost you)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, yeah. Now I know not to react so much.
time5kip: (pic#13593879)

[personal profile] time5kip 2020-05-29 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
Good to know you've been able to reel in your urge to punch a ten year old now, huh? I'm sure that would have gone over well.
auguryofinnocence: (Space by space in his ninefold darkness)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Hey. Who said you were allowed to care about him. He manages to look more sour than usual in trying to deal with that, and grapple with caring in return. He could say thank you or something, that he's glad they're friends, but instead he ends up cold.]

Good. You'd better.
crimeson: (another lie from the front lines)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, uh. I literally don't think I've ever gotten that mad. In my memory.

I don't think I woulda hit you but I dunno how to feel about threatening it.
avestan: O, cast out these spirits! (I've been bedeviled! You're bedevilin' m)

[personal profile] avestan 2020-05-29 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
Glad I could help out with that.
auguryofinnocence: (A wide world of solid obstruction)

[personal profile] auguryofinnocence 2020-05-29 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
.....Right. It's not my favourite, guess I didn't pay enough attention.
gigadevilbreaker: (A-awkward...)

[personal profile] gigadevilbreaker 2020-05-29 08:51 am (UTC)(link)
S'weird, is all.
gigadevilbreaker: (Self-satisfied!)

[personal profile] gigadevilbreaker 2020-05-29 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Well, then you'll get the hang of it in no time!
avestan: (what is where and how is who.)

[personal profile] avestan 2020-05-29 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
[raises eyebrows because wow buddy]

...By the way. You and Ruler are friends, right?
time5kip: (pic#13090195)

[personal profile] time5kip 2020-05-29 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
Like an idiot, maybe?
sancrimony: (🕈 275)

[personal profile] sancrimony 2020-05-29 08:52 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't be so sure about that.

[ with a little wave of his hand ]

By the way, who roped you into this Live? Or was this your idea?
sancrimony: (🕈 274)

[personal profile] sancrimony 2020-05-29 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
That's right. It's a pleasure to meet you, Cosmo-san.
notadrop: (45)

[personal profile] notadrop 2020-05-29 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
I don't just carry any of my cosplay garbage on me. I'm not a degenerate, after all.

[ they hum to themself for a second, and then - ]

Actually, speaking of - you never got to meet Luna, did you?
avestan: (sounds stupid)

[personal profile] avestan 2020-05-29 08:53 am (UTC)(link)
...What, you mean am I marrying one of these clowns? Obviously not.
crimeson: (left our date of birth)

[personal profile] crimeson 2020-05-29 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
You can't lay off for like even a second huh.