i don't wanna show off no more

[foolmetwice]

Who: Mars and YOU
Where: THE OLIVE GARDEN (rooftop)
When: day 243, evening

[okay so. . . an hour or so after the new unit abilities and lives are announced, this HSS BREAKS IN THE SHOW OFF LIVE with. . . Olive Garden!1]

HEY FAKE TOKYO, PAY ATTENTION TO ME, I'M SHOWING OFF RIGHT NOW!!

[so anyway Mars is once again standing on the rooftop of another building (this time the Olive Garden) because why not. he pans the camera of his phone onto this guy who is hovering silently next to him! he is decidedly human-sized instead of giant-sized and also is not carrying a rifle. it's fine]

That guy came from my soul. I think he's Satan? Satan. . . adjacent?? Satan-neal. Neal-Satan? Considering hell sucks and therefore Satan also probably sucks I shouldn't be excited about this, but it's so cool.

[. . .]

[the aibou is just floating there. and doing nothing]

-- well, he looks cool anyway. I wonder if he does anything cool? Come to the Olive Garden for points if you wanna see what cool things I can do with my Satan-adjacent-heart-monster guy.

[FINGERGUNS AT THE CAMERA]

[also the word u are looking for is "Persona," Mars]

Comments

[liarliarliar]

Not impressed.

[foolmetwice]

[EXCUSE YOU???]

What? Not even a little?

[purrrnicious]

. . .

. . .












[Chucks a pebble at his face.]

[foolmetwice]

[ducks!!! the pebble winds up bouncing off of the aibou's forehead]

[. . .]

[it doesn't move. mars hasn't figured out how to get it to move yet]

Work on your aim!

[asonoficeandfire]

[showing up with this particular feline trotting beside him]

He does look very cool.

[foolmetwice]

[cat. . . robot cat. . . staring at it with interest he is OBVIOUSLY trying to hide and doing a bad job of it]

At least someone else here thinks so.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Aw, I used t'have one of those...

[foolmetwice]

[a bit too smug because he's a jerk]

Jealous?

[purrrnicious]

[well since Mars foiled her pounce attempt



. . .

. . .










drops on him from above]

[resonantblue]

[showing up with Jyanta since it's a partner/assistant party now, and has her diary out]

Okay. I am watching. Please demonstrate.

[foolmetwice]

[STRIKES A POSE by which I mean he just sort of extends a hand in front of himself DRAMATICALLY. this fucking idiot]

Right! Hold onto your hat that you aren't wearing because--

[. . .]

[looks over at his aibou]

[. . .]

I gotta figure out how to make him move.

[scarvedforlife]

[ Yelling from down below. ]

Do a backflip off!!

[foolmetwice]

[yelling back]

PAY ME 100 POINTS FIRST. NO FREE SHOWS!!

COUNTER-LIVE

[avestan]

[doodle is here, floating up to the roof to fingergun at him]

HEY MARS YOUR DUMB SATAN SUCKS AND ALSO YOU SHOULD LET ME KILL YOU.

[yes this is a live apparently]

[foolmetwice]

[oh my god doodle]

HEY DOODLE YOUR FACE SUCKS AND ALSO NOT ON YOUR LIFE.

[hissterics]

. . .

. . .












[ Chucks a pebble at his aibou's face. ]

[foolmetwice]

[unlike Mars, the aibou does not duck. Satanael gets pelted in the face with another pebble]

Hey! Would you guys stop picking on him?

[kiddatheart]

Soooo...

What does he do?

[foolmetwice]

He--

[uuuuuh]

. . . floats there.

[crossmyheartandhope]

...sweet.

[foolmetwice]

Right??

[STRIKES A POSE]

What's your look like, Hurricane?

[carnivorouscarnival]

Eeeeehhhh. What's so impressive about copying FiN?

[foolmetwice]

[WOW!!!]

FiN has robots. We have soul monsters.

There's a difference.

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

I wanna see him doing something cool.

[foolmetwice]

[by this time he has figured out how to get his aibou to move, so!!!]

How about flying a figure-eight in the sky? He's got those wings, after all.

[afailedmurder]

It's rather small, isn't it?

[negging is the best way to cover up his envy]

[foolmetwice]

[why the fuck does everyone from AlcheME! neg him all of a sudden]

. . . nnnnnnnno? He's about as big as I am. Are you calling me "small?"

[neigh_sayer]

But can it steal??

[foolmetwice]

[well, Mars has figured out how to move the aibou, so. . .!]

[the creature flaps it wings and suddenly ZIPS THROUGH THE AIR and tries to scoop C into his arms. . .!]

COUNTER-LIVE except it's another HSS live

[deifiedwhitedragon]

[Seto watches Mars' live on the monitors for a few moments, and then triggers his own as he experimentally activates his own ability.

A white dragon appears above him (also more human sized), and does a few flashy spins through the air before curling protectively around him and then disappearing. It looks remarkably like a certain member of future is now's personal assistant, only less robotic and more spirit-y. Weird.

Seto himself just stands there, surprised into silence.]

Re: COUNTER-LIVE except it's another HSS live

[nohalation]

[CLAPS HERE TOO, WOWEE]

[nohalation]

[Claps!!]

He's so cool!

[foolmetwice]

[angel!!!]

Isn't he? I particularly dig his wings.

[criminaljustice]

[........... oh no. now he's jelly?]

Seriously?

[foolmetwice]

[MEANWHILE HE IS JUST SO. PLEASED. HEHEHEHE]

Hey, Joker.

How's he look?

[JAZZ HANDS AT SATANAEL]

[puzzlekeeper]

So what have you figured out already?

I've only punched people with mine so far.

[ YEAH ................... ]

[foolmetwice]

[what that sounds legit to mars]

I had him fight an avante clone and fetch B a milkshake.

Also he can fly.

[he has wings]

[dragonheartedgirl]

Ehhh? Just what sort of animal is this?

[ peering at it. it... honestly looks more human than anything else? or, no. demonic. it looks almost demonic. ]


... Are you sure your aibou is working properly, Mars? Maybe it's broken...

[foolmetwice]

[. . .]

Hiryuu, are you saying my soul is broken?

[he would sound offended, by like. is she wrong tho]