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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: FiN and visitors
Where: FiN
When: Day 227 after game and onward

[ Witty flavor text about taxes goes here.

'Sup, nerds? ]

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

She really is...

All of them are.

[arealeyeopener]

They're all good kids.

You are too.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Okay, that's enough sap.

I'm going to go put on one of your stupid movies so I can make fun of it.

[arealeyeopener]

YOU TAKE THAT BACK AND WE'RE WATCHING AIRPLANE TODAY

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

THEN GET IT ON THE DAMN SCREEN.

DO I HAVE TO DO EVERYTHING MYSELF AROUND HERE?

[arealeyeopener]

I'M EMOTIONAL SUPPORT MOM YOU'RE TECHNOLOGY BUSINESS DAD YOU MADE YOUR BED YOU DO IT

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Stands up]

GET ME A ELDRITCH HORROR BEER THEN.

[arealeyeopener]

FINE PUDDING

[STOMPS OFF]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[The Hell!version of Airplane will be playing by the time he gets back from the kitchen.

With Intensity properly slouched against the wall in a cube chair (this is as uncomfortable as it sounds) with his feet propped up on the common table.

Holds out hand for beer.]

[arealeyeopener]

[HANDS IT OVER

BENDS DOWN TO PECK HIS CHEEK]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[This is just a week for Intensity and indignant noises and he flails right off the damn chair, landing on his ass.




He would have preferred you pouring it on his head, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!]

[arealeyeopener]

[sits in the chair in his absence

success]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[STANDS UP.

OPENS UP BEER THREATENINGLY]

[arealeyeopener]

You're missing the movie.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Sighs and just hands it to mom]

Yeah, yeah.

[arealeyeopener]

Wanna sit in my lap?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Pulls up another cube chair.]

Shush. No talking.

[arealeyeopener]

[cool

movie time with the hubby]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He's going to make snarky commentary every 15 minutes, you know]

[arealeyeopener]

[surely he would never]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[E v e r y 15 minutes.

Like clockwork]

You only like this movie because you can related the guy's drinking problem.

[arealeyeopener]

HEY.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Tips his beer back for him.

Whether he's ready or not]

[arealeyeopener]

[FUCK

chokes]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Slow down, lush. We're only 30 minutes in.