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[zugzwange]

Who: Haruto & You... it's another live
Where: The Park
When: Day 27, Night

[ you shouldn't be wandering around at night anyway but if you are

you're definitely getting shot by a paintball. ]

Comments

[shutthefoxup]

[Was out for a late night job. As soon as the paintball hits, he squawks, going down]

[zugzwange]

The prey cowers before the mighty hunter.

[shutthefoxup]

[Checking out his shirt]

Did you just shoot me with a paintball?

[zugzwange]

Quite possibly.

[shutthefoxup]

Please hand over another paintgun to make this a fair fight. Or else the prey will have no choice to but chase you down.

[zugzwange]

I only bought one.

[shutthefoxup]

Please prepare to run then. Hopefully you've been workin' on your cardio.

[lovestained]

[ gets hit and just stares for like

a second

before fucking charging him with an anchor ]

[zugzwange]

Yikes.

[ running, ]

[lovestained]

[ CHASING ]

Come back here, you coward!

[zugzwange]

[ running ,.. faster? ]

[artificialinelegance]

[ excuse me some of us just like hanging out at ass o' clock at night

she whines when she gets hit though, looking over at him ]

Yo, what the fuck?

[zugzwange]

[ SHRUGS ]

LIVE

[artificialinelegance]

[ pulls out her knife, and also calls a live of her own ]

What, what? Too scared t'talk? You just gonna go around shootin' people tryin' to enjoy the nightlife an' sit there and shrug like 'haha, I'm a dumb dipshit'? You fuckin' octoprick! I'm puttin' Whiskers up on yo' bitch ass, you stupid piece of shit! You wanna go, man? You wanna fuckin' go? I swear to the lord I will not hesitate to eviscerate a bitch clean in half!

Re: LIVE

[zugzwange]

. . .

[ shrugs again ]

Re: LIVE

[artificialinelegance]

Fuck you. Fuck you! D'ya think this is a game?!

Re: LIVE

[zugzwange]

[ ... laughs ]

Sorry, what?

Re: LIVE

[artificialinelegance]

I asked if you think this is a game.

[forthetainted]

[when you reflexively spin around to hold your hand out to stop the ball's gravity and--



it slaps sharply into your palm, splattering paint everywhere]

--What the hell!

[zugzwange]

[ well

Laughs ]

[forthetainted]

Haruto??

[zugzwange]

I didn't expect you to get caught off guard.

[forthetainted]

[actually looks a little embarrassed about that]

It's not like I've been randomly attacked out here.

[sigh this shirt is ruined, wipes his hand off on it]

[zugzwange]

I like it. Aries being surprised is a good look~

[forthetainted]

And covered in paint?

You owe me a new outfit.