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[420blazeit]

Who: Hurricane, Nemesis, Griffin, & D.Va
Where: Kichijouji, by the lake
When: Night 200

[ it's the smol hss-avante camping trip, so let's gather 'round the fire, stuff our faces, and sing kumbaya tell scary stories. ]

Comments

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Okay, forget the instructions. They're clearly wrong. We gotta go by brains and instinct alone.

Cavemen figured out how to build houses outta sticks, right? And you've got a masters degree in mechs or something - we've gotta be able to figure out some kinda frame for this thing.

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[420blazeit]

[ instantly, ] Done&done.

[ she nods. ] Ok, sounds easy enough. [ and, ok, now this is somewhat personal. she's not going to be outdone by some dumbass cavejerk and his stick house. she's a pro gaming mech pilot and he's a demon killing badass. together they totally got this. ]

You're right. Let me just take a deep breath and let's gather up all the parts and just see if we can't make some sense of what's what.

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[gigadevilbreaker]

What if I get inside this deflated mess and try to hold it up so we can see which side's supposed to be which?

[There's a zipper here that presumably leads somewhere inside, right]

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[420blazeit]

...

oh! Let's do that. If you can, like, make it shaped like a tent, then maybe I can slide a pole here and a pole there, and then we'll actually have a tent.

Good thinking, Grif.

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[...After a while, his voice comes out from the folds of fabric mildly panicked]

D.Va??? I think I'm... lost??

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[420blazeit]

Hang on, Grif, I'm coming in, ...and with reinforcements. [ aka all of the support poles. ]

[ she starts poking around the fabric. she manages to find one of the slots, which helps prop it up enough for her to slip inside. ]

Hey. Fancy meeting you here. [ she leans in and gives him a peck on the nose. ]

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[gigadevilbreaker]

[Okay, he'd gotten tangled up in one of these weird flaps... but D.Va propping up part of the tent manages to help him get his bearings. He tries to stand, though he's still partially hunched over when she pecks him. Height disparity = equalized

He chuckles as his cheeks burn from the kiss - and he gives her one back, on the cheek.]

Lookit that, you really are my hero.

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[420blazeit]

We should do that spider-man kiss sometime. [ she boops his nose. ] But that's besides the point. [ she takes a look around the mess of tent and, ] y'know, nobody can see what we're doing in here right now. [ she gives him another peck. ] ...what if we were to... break in the tent... maybe that'll help it to cooperate~