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[420blazeit]

Who: Hurricane, Nemesis, Griffin, & D.Va
Where: Kichijouji, by the lake
When: Night 200

[ it's the smol hss-avante camping trip, so let's gather 'round the fire, stuff our faces, and sing kumbaya tell scary stories. ]

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FIRE GOOD

[unbr8kable]

[Through some sort of magic-slash-secret skills-slash-generous usage of alcohol, Nemesis has gotten a campfire going, just like in a Western drama. She looks immensely pleased with herself as she wraps up sweet potatoes in foil and dumps them into the coals]

Now it's feeling like "camping".

Re: FIRE GOOD

[gigadevilbreaker]

Why'd you just chuck the potatoes in the fire??

Re: FIRE GOOD

[unbr8kable]

So they can cook. Taters take forever, so by the time we remember they're there, they should be ready to eat.

Re: FIRE GOOD

[420blazeit]

[ coming up from behind her d.va leans over her shoulder and smiiiiles. ]

It smells like camping too.

[ coming round she fell into a seat beside nemesis and let out a long winded sigh. ] Next time I'm buying an RV or something. [ NO MORE TENTS. ]

Re: FIRE GOOD

[unbr8kable]

...Like those remote controlled cars?

Re: FIRE GOOD

[crossmyheartandhope]

Man, look at this thing. This is like bonfire level.

Re: FIRE GOOD

[unbr8kable]

Smaller than last time, so I figure we're doing pretty good. Plus, it'll get colder the later it gets, so better to start stoking now, right?

setting up the stupid tent.

[420blazeit]

[ she did a lot of stupid shit, but, even still, she had few regrets in her life... ]

[ but this! she'd look back at this and forever have a billion and one regrets. she hissed at the instructions, which WEREN'T clear, and then just made a bunch of huffy sounds as she cursed in korean under her breath. she had volunteered to get the tent, which meant that she had to set up the tent, but she had been doing this for, like, fifteen minutes already, and the damn thing still looked like a fucken tentsplosion! ]

[ she kicked the nearest pole. ]

...fuck you too.

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[gigadevilbreaker]

Wow. Y'gonna teach me some of those swears?

[Griffin's crouched next to the abandoned and angrily scrunched up instructions, trying to make sense of it. How was he supposed to tell which pole was which...]

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[420blazeit]

[ she laughs and, at this point, it's much needed. ] I can. If not for the fact that I'd been mumbling them under my breath angrily [ so it's obvious they're not good words. ] I could probably get away with calling somebody an asshole straight to their face.

[ giving the directions one last glare she grabs a couple of stray poles. ] I'm pretty sure an idiot wrote those directions. Or, like, maybe they didn't pack the other 10 steps into the box. Am I missing something or am I just still hungover?

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[crossmyheartandhope]

You, uh. You want a hand?

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[420blazeit]

I might need two.

[ laughs, somewhat exasperate, because she's going to wreck this tent in about half a second. ]

Re: setting up the stupid tent.

[unbr8kable]

[just watching the tentening from a safe distance]

FOOD GOES HERE

[crossmyheartandhope]

[After the fire's going, he plops himself in the dirt by it and hauls over the cooler to start threading chunks of beef and veggies onto skewers.]

Hey, who wants chicken and who wants meat?

Re: FOOD GOES HERE

[unbr8kable]

Isn't chicken meat...?

Re: FOOD GOES HERE

[420blazeit]

I want all the meat.

Re: FOOD GOES HERE

[gigadevilbreaker]

How many burgers we got in the cooler?

SCARY STORIES

[gigadevilbreaker]

[So, night's fallen and everyone's got their marshmallow sticks whittled. Griffin drops another log in the fire and announces,]

So! Scary stories, who's got'em?

Re: SCARY STORIES

[unbr8kable]

What level of scary are we talking, like Shu in mismatching plaids?

Re: SCARY STORIES

[crossmyheartandhope]

Who doesn't?

Re: SCARY STORIES

[420blazeit]

[ she is stuffing her face with marshmallows. ]

I ‘unno, ‘o ‘ou?

SEA MONSTER SEARCH

[420blazeit]

[ she ditches her clothes, revealing that she's got nothing more than this on. ]

[ bathing suit shmathing suit. ]

Let's go find Nessy!
Or maybe even a real Megalodon!

Re: SEA MONSTER SEARCH

[gigadevilbreaker]

[THAT'S PRACTICALLY NAKED, D.VA]

Re: SEA MONSTER SEARCH

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Plops himself down by the water and fishes a screwdriver out of his belt pouch to start taking his leg off.]

Count me in, dude.

Re: SEA MONSTER SEARCH

[unbr8kable]

Or both. We can be real-life monster hunters!