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[nohalation]

Who: FIN AND PROBABLY GUESTS, that's how it is
Where: FIN DORM
When: AFTER THE GAME

[HELLO, TEAM SILVER, how we doing lately?]

Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Oh Gremlin Clause is here. How fortunate. Just in time to settle his debate.

Grabs King by the front of the shirt and pulls him into the common room]

I have a question for you.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ who the FUCK taught you manners

Just gives him an exasperated look as he's bodily hauled inside. ]

What?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[There there, dear. He's trying to prove a point. He can soothe your ruffled feathers after]

On a scale of 1-10, how broody is Mars?

[puzzlekeeper]

[ wh, ]

... Like an eight? Why?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[IGNORES his question]

Is that enough to be President of the Brooding Club?

[puzzlekeeper]

Co-Founder at least. He does Rage Rooms with me.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Rage what now!?]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[No matter.

Looks like Mars brooding authenticity has been cleared.

Begrudgingly:]

Fiiiiiiiiine.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ ................. ]

Did you get in a competition with Mars about who's broodier?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

What? No!

He just needs to be this broody---

[Purposefully holds his hand just above King's height]

To accompany me on acts of property destruction. I like to maintain a certain kind of atmosphere.

[puzzlekeeper]

Oh, I see.

[ Said like "oh well that's fine then" ]

Yes, he's very good for that actually.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Makes SOME reaction to the height jab, for the love of---

Huffs:]

Fine.

I presume by your entrance through the front door that you're here to visit someone else.

[puzzlekeeper]

[ LOW HANGING FRUIT ]

Do those two things have to be mutually exclusive?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Does that mean you did come to see me?