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[nohalation]

Who: FIN AND PROBABLY GUESTS, that's how it is
Where: FIN DORM
When: AFTER THE GAME

[HELLO, TEAM SILVER, how we doing lately?]

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Hello, Midboss.

For what do we owe this honor?

[foolmetwice]

Oh, so my presence is an honor now?

[he's here for Gadget but he ain't saying it aloud!!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt.

Showing up after a kissing game --- are you trying to court someone on this unit?

[foolmetwice]

[in an overly sickeningly sweet drawl]

The only future is now I have eyes for you, Sugary Snookie Wookie.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Then where we you for the kissing game?

I should have bet on a full house instead of a flush.

[foolmetwice]

Taking a well-deserved nap.

Are you mad 'cause someone out-kissed you?

[HIGHLY AMUSED]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Of course I'm mad.

[foolmetwice]

Aw.

[there is no sympathy in that word]

So what're you gonna do about it? Simmer all day?

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is this the part where I say I'm going to derail a train for funsies?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm going to derail a train for funsies.

[foolmetwice]

Holy shit, I wanna be invited.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Too bad.

Brooders and simmer-ers only.

[foolmetwice]

Do you even know me? I brood every single day. I'm the president of the fucking Brooding Club.

[it's more like sulking but close enough]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'm going to need evidence or a character witness for that.

[foolmetwice]

Haru. King. Hiryuu. Hurricane. Literally anyone on Heart.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Actually, luckily one of those named paladins have arrived.

Please continue to hold.]

[foolmetwice]

[oh good he's asking the unitmate with which Mars engages in property destruction frequently. GOOD CHOICE, INTENSITY]

[folds his arms and tries his best not to look too smug]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Harrumps. It seems Mars' character witness has pulled through. THIS TIME.]

What's this about a rage room?

[foolmetwice]

Sometimes King and I program the video room with lots of breakable things and just like. . . go to town on it.

No restraint.

Just us fucking things up.

It's great stress relief. Kinda like your train plan.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is it really enjoyable to break imaginary things, I wonder.

[A pause and then:]

You're business-minded, aren't you, Mars?

[foolmetwice]

[. . . squints]

Depending on your definition of business, sure. Why?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

You could break real things, and they could be repaired good as new.

Might be cathartic to more than just two paladins.

[foolmetwice]

[. . . he's interested]

What, you find repairing broken things to be more cathartic than breaking them? That's an interesting take.

But I'm into this idea.