all maid of love

[sancrimony]

Who: You!
Where: Hotel Lobby
When: Day 167 (forward dated)

[ the Live today starts off with something the feed completely dark; then, there's a whisper - oh, which camera, that camera? OK.

shortly after that, the darkness in the camera shifts, light breaking into the feed to bring the hotel's lobby into focus: it's decorated with red and orange and black and white fabrics hung and draped around the walls and on the chairs, which have been rearranged into groups of 2-4 with tables (possibly stolen from the actual café, they will be returned eventually) that have simple white tablecloth with the hem looking like it's been cut to make spiderweb patterns, and a longer table presses to the wall with supplies - board games and mini-pumpkins from the store and arts and craft supplies and cat ear headbands…? there is one particular table that has a folded paper plaque, with a purple B-sama written on it.

a corner of the lobby has also been sectioned away by curtains, with a PHOTO BOOTH sign hanging from one of the drapes - inside one would find a polaroid camera tripod setup, facing the direction of a ~spooky~ black-curtain draped background with skeletons and storm clouds and pumpkins drawn onto the curtain with chalk. the sensitIV and Heart Soldier Senshi sections of the kitchen have been commandeered for all of the food prep, stacks and stacks of plates; the respective unit ovens have also been commandeered to keep certain desserts warm and naturally the two fridges have also been just completely taken over.

there is a decorative pumpkin outline from the end of the hotel lobby to make a path for those leaving the elevator and trying to go to the kitchen or outside without engaging with the Live; there's also a designated Chalk Outline path, presumably to indicate the path of traffic for … whatever is going on here.

to the center of the camera is not one, but two units worth of maids and butlers - sensitIV and Heart Soldier Senshi, with Lucifel and Primrose standing closer to the front. Aradia's also there…? The only one who's actually in her own unit aesthetic. ]

Good morning, everyone! As the days get chillier, we can look forward to the snow soon - and so we've decided to help everyone treat themselves on this chilly day!

[ Lucifel pulls the corners of his dress to curtsy, ]

So, if it pleases you, dear customer, we invite you to the hotel lobby, where we have homemade desserts and drinks for you to enjoy, and a full course of maid-to-order service ♥

Please help yourself to the various activities and desserts and company that will be provided to you today!

[ And next to Lucifel, Primrose does a curtsy as well. ]

[ and the feed cuts. but that's when the café begins. ]

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Comments

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

This causes you disbelief. Out of everything?

[fromantequity]

It's not disbelief. I'm just commenting on the solid run of fetish-pandering events we've had lately. Sexy monster bingo. A love hotel. A maid cafe.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Missed the first one. The latter two are are own fault, are they not?

But it sounds like someone has an objection.

[fromantequity]

Projecting. And that's too bad--I'm sure the audience would have loved you as a vampire.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh? So you are going to hire a paladin?

Or maybe a white mage?

I wonder which area of the spectrum you fall.

[fromantequity]

Is that how you think of them? You're a bigger nerd than Nine. What's bad end, then?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

NPCs.

[fromantequity]

How rude. Are we too predictable for you?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

More like I forgot what your names are all the time.

[fromantequity]

A cutting insult from someone who also doesn't remember his own.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[You. little.]

The name's Intensity.

[fromantequity]

Oh I'm sorry, you did tell me that before. I'd forgotten.

[ his tone is indulgent, and therefore patronizing. He's clearly entertained to have so swiftly turned Intensity's attempt at an insult around on him ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is your brain still leaking from having being separated from your soul bonded face twin? You should really have someone look at that.

[fromantequity]

[ "soul bonded", yes. Separate person. Yes ]

Volunteering?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I thought you'd never ask.

Busy?

I wouldn't want to take you away from your sugar concoctions if that's what you were here for.

[fromantequity]

[ interesting. Unexpected ]

True, you are competing with desserts for my attention. You're not nearly as sweet.

[ but he shifts his weight, indicating a willingness to be 'taken away' ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He notices that and grins]

Is sweet what you're even going for?

[fromantequity]

I'm learning to appreciate it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Really? I thought Bad End would be classified as a little more savory, but---

What would I know?

[And starts heading for the lobby doors]

[fromantequity]

[ Follows! ]

If you've been tasting my unit mates then I don't need to know about it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Just gives him a look. This look]

Pass.

[fromantequity]

[ laughs softly to himself ]

You're a strange man.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But of course. Isn't that part of the idol appeal?

[fromantequity]

[ abruptly tired of this, apparently ]

Where are we going?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Just the park. Off the beaten path.