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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: future is now and visitors
Where: future is now dorm
When: Day 25

[Nerd team game fallout goes here]

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[a_fine_human]

[wow]

Wow.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Setting the organ jars on whatever passes for counter space in this geometrical hell. And a knife, a book that looks like some mad scientist's lab notes, an antiquated music box, a medical kit, and an idol in the shape of Kagamine Len]

Yeah. Wow.

[a_fine_human]

Is this real?

[Picking up a kidney jar]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[*cough* That's a heart, my friend. *cough*]

Courtesy of ☆ZRAEL, apparently.

[a_fine_human]

[the heart is a muscle, not an organ!!]

You cut out someone's heart?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Look, he's a physics guy not a biology guy!

Shakes his head.

Points at Angel cuddling their pet chicken Kentucky on the floor]

[a_fine_human]

[holy shit]

Angel cut someone's heart out?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

How's your handling of soft people?

We're down two doting team Moms.

[a_fine_human]

I don't know.

Maybe if either of us had memories we'd be better at interacting with our fellow humans.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Oh don't even fucking start!

[a_fine_human]

Obviously I don't know anything about it.

Is she upset because she killed someone?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Among other things. She had to wander through a haunted mansion all by herself. She had a knife that attached to the veins in her arm. Something about witnesses some people from avante killing someone on Wild City. And she thought I was permanently dead.

And those are only the things I know about.

[a_fine_human]

Oh.

Sounds like a pain.

[hm]

I guess I can try talking to her. You guys did win me a lot of points.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

[Record scratch.

Deja vu to a conversation he had with Toaster]

Just for the record. If you somehow end up turning out to be a murderbot, I am going to reprogram you.

[a_fine_human]

Why?

As if humans don't murder each other all the time.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But I can't reprogram a human.

Yet.

[a_fine_human]

So if you could you'd reprogram all humans to be pacifists?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Look, dipshit.

I'll use and abuse people all fucking day to meet my end goals. But even I have the sense not to talk to and about my unitmates like they're fucking point monkeys.

Read the fucking atmosphere.

[a_fine_human]

...you think acknowledging that you earned points for us is worse than using and abusing people.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Don't play stupid, Three.

You're too logical for that.

[a_fine_human]

Even if I literally thought of you as nothing but point monkeys, that's probably still not worse than using and abusing people. I haven't threatened or manipulated you into anything.

I said I'd talk to her, what else do you want?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Your opinion is noted.

[Makes a gesture like "go ahead". Intensity will not intervene]

[a_fine_human]

[sighs and goes to talk to her]