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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Who: Idols who care about plot
Where: Future is Now dorms
When: Day 148 - Evening to Night

[ Sometime during this fine evening, you may notice a text on Dissonance. ]

CEO: After-hour science exhibition at Future is Now.
CEO: All idols welcome.
CEO: At least one idol per unit attending preferable.

[ Should you stop by Future is Now, both doors (including the one past the snake pit) will be open. And Intensity (still sans one eye and arm) will be stapling and arranging pamphlets for people to take.

If you were perhaps hoping for free food or actual science--- sorry, his broke-ass doesn't have the budget for that.

The pamphlet contains the following:

Short cover letter about the now publicized Imeeji Intelligence Agency

Hell notes

Heaven and Imeeji Production notes

Come get your plot synopsis, friends. ]

[[ ooc: Feel free to assume that your character has picked up a set of notes even if you don't tag in. They are free for all.

Also, still working on wrapping up a few info gathering threads so new material may be added to these notes later. You can assume either this is the final version or that Intensity followed up and gave everyone who stopped by updated copies ]]

Comments

Re: Talk to Intensity

[420blazeit]

[ drops by to pick up the notes and...

...immediately rolls them up and baps him with them. ]

GG, Intensity, you did gooder than good and greater than great, now take five. [ she hasn’t read them, obviously, but she’s sure they’re some damn good notes. ] If you don’t come with me to the cafe or the market or the whatever the fuck we just got I’m going to bring one of the three to you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Rubs the place where he was bapped. EXCUSE YOU!]

And miss the opportunity of you trying to fit a whole cafe in my dorm. I'd like to see you try.

1 / 2

[420blazeit]

...

[ oh, is that a motherfucken challenge, sir,
hold the god damn phone. ]

[ she drops the notes into his lap. ]

I'll be back to repick these up in just a bit, alright?

[ and then she leaves. ]

[420blazeit]

[ a few hours later and probably long enough for intensity to have forgotten all about this because it's got to be the least of his concerns right now there's a screech of rubber on pavement from just outside the hotel. another couple of minutes pass and then d.va exits the elevator kicking one shopping cart full of nothing but coffee grounds, coffee beans, and instant coffee. there might also be some of that bottled crap too. there might also be a coffee maker somewhere in there too. good luck getting to it though. ]

[ the next cart is one she's pushing, and doing so carefully, because she's brewed about a dozen different drinks ranging from espressos to lattes to cappuccinos to machinates. there might be a few different mocha and caramel things in there too, because, hey!, look at that~ she'd been experimenting. ]

Now what were you saying, Intensity? [ she stops the cart and removes a small box from the seat, setting it in his lap. it contains a cute cupcake, a cup noodle for the lulz, and a sandwich with a note slapped on it that says i dare you to eat me. ]

[ she takes a seat beside him. ] I'll be taking those notes now.

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He has in fact forgot all about her and whatever mission she was on when she left the dorm.

So his eyes only get wider and wider and wider as now the common room is filled with nothing but coffee related items.

(He hopes someone else on FiN likes the sugar-y versions).

As for the box she puts in his lap:]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

There's no fucking way I'm eating anything that has a dare written on it.

[420blazeit]

Eat the fucken sandwich. [ snatched the note off and considers putting it on his forehead, but she'll be good. ] And come on, I thought the cupcake was cute. I'll eat the damn thing if you're not going to. Anyway. I brought you some [ lol, some. ] coffee. Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust like I promised.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

No! Why is there a note on the sandwich? What did you do to it?

[But he is taking the cupcake out of the box. For what purpose? Who knows]

[420blazeit]

[ she stares at him like he's grown an extra head. ] Nothing. Chill. Why would I do anything to it? You basically dared me to bring you a fucken store, so I'm daring you to eat a fucken sandwich before you drop dead.

[ she takes out her phone and then stalks out of the room, returning after a couple of minutes with another sandwich, which she immediately lobs at his stupid head. ] Here.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He (unsurprisingly) does not catch it, since he has only one arm and the other is busy holding the cupcake. So it slaps with a plastic sound against his face and then drops comically into the box next to the other sandwich]

I don't do chill.

And I have no intention of dropping dead now. Or ever.

[420blazeit]

[ she moves around the carts and takes a seat across from him folding her arms. ]

If you keep this up you're going to work yourself at least half to death. Can you eat something? Please? Or drink one of the dozen cups of coffee I brought. I didn't bust my ass brewing this stuff for nothing.

You might not be dropping dead, but you're killing me.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Say please.

[420blazeit]

I said please!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Well.

While she's saying please this time.

He's shoving the cupcake in her mouth.

Frosting first - of course]

[420blazeit]

-mmf.

[ ... ]

[ it's her fault for not seeing this coming from a mile away. ]

[ removes the remainder of the cupcake from her mouth and licks her lips clean of the frosting. ] Joke's on your it's delicious. Now please eat one of the sandwiches. [ pouts. ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Fine fine.

He will eat unwrap the sandwich without the note. And also pick up whichever coffee she made that seems to have the least amount of sugar.

See.

He can be civil.

(No he can't)]

[420blazeit]

[ there are several with none. she had been rushing and didn't feel like spending a billion years in the cafe adding sugar to a bunch of coffees. making the assortment of drinks he sees before him had taken long enough. ]

I bet that's added exactly one more day to your life. [ she shoves the cupcake into her mouth and claps once, twice, th- nah, he doesn't deserve more than that. ]

For real though, an actual break might be nice now that you did your epic note thing. [ she motions to the door. ] I bought a c~a~r~.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

...

[That peaks his interest]

What kind of car?

[420blazeit]

[ his interest isn't going to be peaked for long. ]

You'll have to come see.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is that a hint for me to get all my pieces back in place ASAP so we can go joyriding?

[420blazeit]

It abso-fucken-lutely is.

[ she noms the rest of the cupcake. ]

Feeling any better?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'll ---

[And he doesn't have the hands to do both air quotes]

"Feel better" once everyone has their limbs and we have a better idea of our next steps.

[420blazeit]

[ she tried. ]

Yeah.

Anyway I have some errands and stuff to run, but if you have some time later hit me up. I want to go over something with you.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Tomorrow.

[Look. He might actually try to sleep tonight]

[420blazeit]

[ thumbs up. ]

Hit me up.

[ she grabs a latte on the way out. ]