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[fleurescence]

Who: Wizards and WITCHES
Where: AlcheME!
When: Day 138, morning

[Rise and shine everybody, you’ve got newbies banging on your taped up bedroom doors]

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[foxorcist]

[ you know what sometimes you whip out your phone, figure out that you need to pick a position color, do that, proceed to put literally every push up bra in your closet like. Immediately (because Y I K E S), get dressed and then, for some reason, the door doesn't open.

The other newbie will just be here sniffling and whimpering, sorry, she thought she had herself put together. ]

[fleurescence]

[I HEAR SOBBING!?!?]

Hello? Are you okay??

[foxorcist]

[ damn it, someone heard her! Okay, one more sniff for the road, wiping her eyes on her sleeve, taking a deep breath and... lying through her teeth ]

I'm fine, it's just that the door is stuck. I thought I'd at least be able to get this far.

[fleurescence]

You too? Mine was stuck as well!

[Ah, seeing B pull tape off and joining in]

Don’t worry, we’ll get you out.

[foxorcist]

[ a huff, don't imply she can't handle a little tape on the door just because she absolutely couldn't. ]

I'm not worried.

[liarliarliar]

Sorry, sorry. The children were rude again. Give me a second to let you out.

[this fucking tape why. Struggling with more tape]

Please forgive this inconvenience!

[foxorcist]

[ how many people have heard her crying? This is the actual Worst. Collecting herself while she waits. Gonna sigh like she totally wasn't losing it ten seconds ago ]

I don't really have a choice but to wait, do I?

[liarliarliar]

Not with these noodle arms.

[it takes a few but]

Try now.

[my hands are now trapped in duct tape but this is fine]

[foxorcist]

[ rolls out of the room in this outfit, eyes totally swollen from crying, but she's acting fine and would rather not be called out on it. ]

Hey. Thanks.

[irregular]

[Another girl...?

[Yeah this seems a lot meaner now than it did when this was happening to a hypothetical guy who'd just throw things until he got out.]

Hang on, this was a stupid joke and it's not funny anyway, just give me a second!

[foxorcist]

[ AHHHHHH HOW MANY PEOPLE HEARD HER CRY, THIS IS AWFUL. ]

...sure.

[irregular]

[IT'S OKAY WE HEARD NOTHING ONLY SMILES NOW]

It's just tape.

[There's a lot of it. Oh god this is so much tape is this the punchline where he dies in tape.]

Same thing happened to me when I got here.

[foxorcist]

[ ONLY TSUN NOW ]

It's a pretty lame prank, isn't it? Thanks though.

[holdhandsandsing]

Are you okay~?

[He's not a fan of newbie time, but crying child....... not good.......]

[foxorcist]

[ there's a really heavy sniffle as she collects herself. Ugh, this is the worst. She's cool. She's not weak. ]

...I'm fine.

[holdhandsandsing]

That is good, then. [It seems this guy isn't going to press, at least.] Would you like some water~?

[foxorcist]

[ sounding much calmer, but the pouting is pretty audible. ]

Yes please.

[wantstheddd]

[ aw jeez crying child ]

.. You okay?

[foxorcist]

[ gosh how many people are out there?!?! ]

I'm.... I'm Fine.

[wantstheddd]

Good to hear. Need tea or anything?

[foxorcist]

[ whenever she's let out she'll be fully dressed and what not ]

N's getting water. B said he'll take us for cake... which one are you?

[afailedmurder]

[by sheer coincidence, this brother exits his room shortly after newbies have been attended to]

Hello there. Are you settling in well? I apologize for my brothers' sense of humor...

[foxorcist]

[ A uses Charm!

... it's not very effective, but like. Okay. She's still vibrating about how cool the bathroom is and free cake, but she's gonna play it cool. ]

Going for the "totally unrelated party" angle? It's been okay, I guess.

[afailedmurder]

I can understand why you might think that, but I've been away for the past week. I wasn't even aware that we'd lost members.

Well, that's not important right now. At least I was returned in time to greet the two of you.

[foxorcist]

Did they put tape on your door too?

[ looking over ]