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[liarliarliar]

Who: Alcheme and guests
Where: Alcheme dorm
When: Date 133 post game to day 134

[We had a magical time and no regr--

Well, maybe a few regrets]

Comments

[wantstheddd]

[ WAVES. Looks like he got shot because he did. ]

Heeey.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[WHY ARE YOU FULL OF BULLET HOLES?]

Should I have brought something? I'm not sure exactly what the 1% needs.

[wantstheddd]

[ cuz I got shot ]

Nah, we’re pretty self-contained. You want some sad plain broth?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

If you're offering. Who am I to refuse?

[wantstheddd]

You’d be a chump to refuse. It’s good for you.

[ oozes out of his seat and hobbles over to the kitchen to get some ]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Follows him to the kitchen with a side-eye at that hobble. But no comment! Leans up against the counter]

You the cook of the brothers?

[wantstheddd]

It's one of my many talents.

[ servin' up some broth ]

If they keep chaining the bad games together I'll stress-cook enough to feed all of Imeeji for weeks.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Is he serving any for himself?]

There are worse things to do stressed.

...

B get all the bullets out of you?

[wantstheddd]

[ he already had some! ]

I think so! At least enough of them that I'm not dead of lead poisoning, anyway.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[That sounds very scientific]

They have X-rays at the hospital if you want to be sure.

[wantstheddd]

Ehhh... I'll be fine.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Suit yourself.

[Guess we are having broth then! Thank you for your hospitality]

[wantstheddd]

If I die everyone has full 'I Told You So' permissions, so it's okay.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Are those the standard rules of engagement here?

I suppose that means you also follow the rules of "Called It" and "No Takebacks".

[wantstheddd]

They are our gold standard, obviously.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Punishable by a dip in the moat?

Or having to dust the entire dorm?

[A fate worse than death considering all the crystal]

[wantstheddd]

I'd never force such a cruel fate on someone. Well, the moat, maybe.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Just maybe.

Have you tested it's effectiveness yet?