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[a_fine_human]

Who: Three and Intensity and whoever else
Where: Dining area
When: Day 21. When everyone else is at the onsen, there were two assholes arguing. It's a live.

[Three is leaning aggressively on the dining table picking at his distasteful food]

So, have you realized how dumb it is to refuse to buy memories, yet?

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[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Same feel. But more fuck having to be stuck in an area with that many people voluntarily]

Care to join? I'm sure you have a strong opinion on the matter.

[neigh_sayer]

Who, me? I don't feel that strongly at all! It's practically a simple fact that memories are ultimately utterly pointless in this scenario and so far have done more harm than good so why waste my hard earned points on them?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Done more harm than good, hmmm. Did someone have a bad first memory?

[neigh_sayer]

Not I, said the Alcheme! But have you seen some of the stuff people here are dumb enough to broadcast? Super not worth it.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Right? If there was any actual useful information, the producers would just scrub it out anyway.

So what's a memory but something to cling to in order to pretend that at one point we all had a life outside of a bug jar?

[neigh_sayer]

[BEAMS, hopping up to]

Right, right? We're all pretty much they're little dollies acting out a show. Plus it's clearly all just bait to provide an extra means of entertainment to the audience. That's why the broadcasted ones are at a discount!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Kicking out a chair for him. Come, C. Come sit on the CORRECT side of the table (and this "debate")]

And even private ones aren't really private. They are still viewable to the audience.

How clever they must feel when they know something about their favorite idol that no one else on stage knows about.

[neigh_sayer]

[PLOPS INTO CHAIR this is the cool table where cool people sit]

Oh, I'm sure they just eat it up. They probably feel like only ~they can understand us~ or something like that.

But it's toootally a waste! Our lovely hosts are probably hand picking which scraps of memories to throw back at us. Only the ones that sell our brand make the cut, who cares about actual history or identity! Honestly, even the audience is getting ripped off here, what a shame.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

So if we agree that memories are off the table, what does a Gremlin do with his overflowing source of income?

[neigh_sayer]

[offended GASP]

Just because I'm doing a Live or Vid every five minutes doesn't mean I'm made of POINTS. Hmph, the nerve!

[then pulls out a skeleton femur from like;;; somewhere, candy, and a cat collar]

But if you must know, a few toys and trinkets never hurt anyone.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

. . .

[But WHY?]

I don't want to know what you're doing with any of those. Especially the collar.

[neigh_sayer]

[reasons]

Duh, it's for someone to wear of course! Why? Do youuuuu want it?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

I'll break the hand of anyone who tries to put a collar on me.

[neigh_sayer]

Even. . .me?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Puppy dog eyes don't work on me, C.

[neigh_sayer]

[Immediately drops it]

Neeheehee, worth a shot! But wanna see something funny?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Sure. Whatever.

[neigh_sayer]

[displays picture of Whisky wearing the collar on his phone 8>]

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Is that...???

Wearing a...???



But how the fuck did C manage that?!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Starts laughing]

I take it he signed on after his 7-day trial period.

[neigh_sayer]

[GRINS]

So you figured it out! Yep, yep, my very own subordinate! Looks like I'm learning from you.

[he is absolutely not but still]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Is this show of good faith mean that you're more serious about working for me?

[neigh_sayer]

I'm hurt, Mr. CEO! I've always been serious. . .so long as it's interesting! Besides, you wouldn't work someone as weak as me to the bone, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Intensity.

And I would absolutely exploit you for everything you're worth and would expect someone learning from me to do the same.

[neigh_sayer]

Mr. Intensity is REALLY living up to the name nowadays!

But seriously, how could I not say yes to that level of punch-you-in-the-face honesty? I'm in.......[a beat]............almost!

Color me curious, but what could you possibly get from me that you can't from B? He may be the baby, but he's got charisma for miles. And A is. . .well, A's a hot mess, but he certainly has a charm factor that just sucks people right in. I don't have quite as much to offer, y'know?

Of course if you're just happy enough to have an imp like me around to absorb your tactics via osmosis, that's fine, too.