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[idolpro]

Who: idols
Where: Game Tower
When: Day 129, noon

[Today those who answer the call will find themselves in a medieval war room -- stone walls with banners in the unit's colour surround a bare wood floor with a single, large table in the center, lit by a simple candle chandelier. Outside you can hear a bustling courtyard, full of soldiers and citizens shuffling about with palpable tension.

Upon the table is a blank map, and nothing else. Take your seats.]

(RULES | ROOMS | WINNERS | ENDGAME)

Comments

[unbr8kable]

[Cannot argue with that unspoken statement

Mostly just looking over to see if he is actively leaking]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He is not.

Also checking her over for--- well, whatever the producers are deeming punishment for this game]

The NPCs are lousy shots.

[unbr8kable]

[Her clothes are scorched and ripped, though there's enough layers that it's hard to see what's going on beneath them]

Not lousy enough if you ask me.

[Rubs at a particularly sore spot between her ribs, but seems satisfied enough that he doesn't seem any less intact than she does]

...How were your new guys?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[He can't help himself from sounding a little proud. Even if it makes his sides hurt]

The best Future is Now has ever been.

[unbr8kable]

[Raises an eyebrow but musters up a genuine (if tiny) smile]

Oh yeah? So you're walking out head high, then?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Yes, but only because slouching aggravates something in my ribs.

[A laugh that's not really a laugh]

Should I take it your new guys were a handful?

[unbr8kable]

[shrugs, kind of]

We don't got 22 points, and we didn't bite it. Could've been worse.

You talking to pink team?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Can you say White Mages? I get that confused with your other nomenclature.

[Laughs]

But yes, yes. Mother. I'll see a healer before I go on my next quest.

Make sure you do the same yourself.

[unbr8kable]

Ugh, it's so nerdy, though! Saying it makes me wanna give myself a swirly.

[sighs, mock dramatic]

Anyways, don't worry, Son; you won't be collecting my disability checks just yet. There's still time to make that chair elevator thing.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

From the top---

Almost top floor?

Might as well just put a space elevator off your balcony.

[unbr8kable]

Sure, make it happen. Shouldn't be any big deal for you, right?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Not at all. I bend gravity to my win on an almost daily basis.

[This is not true]