Live

[mywife]

Who: Pharaoh and u
Where: The Lobby
When: Day 113, morning

[Good morning, world. It's been three weeks since Ozy yelled out loud for everyone to hear, did you miss it?]

IT SHALL BE KNOWN!

With the matters of Scarlet Artemis Blade Morning☆Glory Night☆Shade with Piercing Eyes of the Sun, overseer of the Rising Dawn of Lake Shores or "Maki", it has been dealt with. I bear some of the responsibility of events that have occurred due to my own negligence so I have seen to it. You have no need to concern yourself of it from this point on. For any personal matters, you may address Scarlet Artemis Blade Morning☆Glory Night☆Shade with Piercing Eyes of the Sun as you like, but since this specific issue ultimately and unintentionally involves the unit, further qualms will come to me instead. With regards to Future is Now, I have deemed that they are ultimately not involved, but for any important matters concerning them, I shall simply speak to their keeper about it so you may also come to me with any concerns there also! I shall be your representative in this situation.

That is because I am the keeper of ☆ZRAEL, Pharaoh Ozymandias, King of all Kings, greatest pharaoh of Egypt, Rider class, and god of this world. With the newest title of ☆Phara☼h☆, I have been entrusted to take care of the unit, and I plan to keep my promise to those who are on ☆ZRAEL. I shall protect them and maintain their honor, and I shall make sure they recognize their own glory. Scarlet Artemis Blade Morning☆Glory Night☆Shade with Piercing Eyes of the Sun is no exception! She is ours.

[Pauses for a moment, and eventually nods to himself.]

GOOD!!!!!!!!!

Now that is over with! To more important matters.

Simply put, I am in a fine mood this morning. Though it has been a tumultuous week on many fronts, and my fury has been put to the test multiple times, it has passed for the time being. I can address all of you once more for my recent thoughts.

I will say although this world is filled with heinous criminals that have robbed us of what belongs to us, it is also a world filled with wonders. I have learned to enjoy such things like popcorn or pizza although soda's existence is surprisingly heinous. Teas at the cafe have been fine, and this "arcade" can help satisfy competitive urges that I am prone to.

If there are other such fascinating things from your world, share them with me immediately and I shall judge with my own eyes whether it deserves to be in my blinding presence.

Comments

[sancrimony]

I see, so it has been dealt with. As expected of the King of Kings, Rider.

Good morning. Recently, I have partaken of "hot dogs" and "s'mores". Do you know of them?

[mywife]

As expected! If it was any less, even the likes of you would be able to judge me. Preposterous idea from someone who can't tell the difference between water and blood!

Tell me about these hot dogs and s'mores!

[puzzlekeeper]

[ god shut the fuck up ]

I have a senet board. Fight me.

[mywife]

[ NO ]

A challenge from my dearest brother right as the sun rises in the sky? Indeed, it shall be a fine day.

I accept.

[liarliarliar]

[sir please



Tiredly hands him a croissant]

[mywife]

And what is this bread that you are gifting me? Is it special?

[criminaljustice]

[god, why are you so loud tho

raises hand]

Do concerned parties get to know if-- [what even is that name can he remember ALL THE NAMES? LET'S FIND OUT!] Scarlet Artemis Blade Morning Glory Night Shade with Piercing Eyes of the Sun is okay, and any insight on how this situation has been dealt with?

[man, ☆ is a pain to pronounce so like... ehn. close enough]

[mywife]

[this is like inside voice????????]

[But he will make a motion for him to come close, he has allowed this.]

I have spoken to her, and she is now aware of how rash her decision was. Essentially, it has been clarified, and she seems to understand. With regards to the defense of Future is Now, it will be dealt with in a different way from her proposal once we can come up with a viable situation.

I shall not speak on her more personal matters as that is simply her business, but I will say I have failed to recognize the urgency and fears in which she felt deep in her soul due to being preoccupied with my own blinded fury. There was distrust built from her impatience, and though her unit's anger with her was righteous, that distrust should not have been there in the first place. That was my responsibility, and I will fix it. If she did not have that distrust, those threats would not have existed.

Of course, I'll still expect some retaliation and I am preparing for it, but ultimately it is done.

[hmmmm]

I shall say, for any of her personal offenses, I am letting her address them herself. She has taken that responsibility.

However, since this topic involves games, and the very nature of games forces all decisions to involve units, I am taking care of this much.

[hmmmmmmmmmmmm]

If you are hoping that severing her hand off is a more fitting punishment, I will simply have to disagree since unfortunately, there is no permanency to it, and her pain tolerance seems high.

I believe this is preferable.

[resonantblue]

[HAND TO HER HEAD, she might have the lingering of a hangover, or it's this]

You talk too much. If you are referring to Intensity as our keeper, you need to find a better title for him. We are not herd animals.

[mywife]

I barely said anything? Why are you all so weak of hearing?

Do you prefer leader?

[purrrnicious]

[wow rude some people are napping on the couches]

. . .Hm? Were you saying something?

[mywife]

Yes, foolish cat. I shall simply repeat it for you.

[And he does. All of it. Same volume.]

[crossmyheartandhope]

So you guys and Maki worked stuff out?

[mywife]

Correct.

[stakesthesame]

[ just kinda... here for support, i guess, or maybe to have the points, but quietly listening to him as he yells. very tired. ]

[mywife]

[Motions for u to come closer, come here come here.]

[iamverybadass]

That was a lot of words without using any that plainly say whether she still plans to attack people or not.

Is that still a concern: yes or no?

[mywife]

I have said there is no need for concern! For the topic of game consequences, at least. It was not fully agreed upon by the unit, and thus it is being rejected. We will come up with a better strategy.

[why does no one listen to me, this is why i say a million words a day]

I will say I cannot promise there won't be other attacks completely. Doodleman attempts a stabbing at a fairly decent pace for one weakling, but for those attacks, it will be a personal matter and they shall accept their personal consequences. I simply don't want to deal with that!

I also like fighting with your cat man, that's just simply how it is. But we take care of it.

[liftoft]

[ chuckles tiredly.]

Im tryin to sell people on a planetarium, but since that's a long shot, you know what a greenhouse is?

[mywife]

No. Tell me about it.

More importantly, whatever it is you want, I will assist.

[bluerosestyle]

[...so baron was right and they had trouble over this

idly thinks of ashley]

Um... Her live addressed internal unit politics, and she threatened my unitmates. What has been dealt with, exactly?

[mywife]

[Makes a hand motion, come closer, come closer.]

Yes, there were a couple root problems based around internal unit strife. Much of it centered from disagreements happening with the ideas of potential alliances or situations on how to handle protecting others. Simply put, everyone has learned that they have developed friendships and none of them aligned with one another. She was not the only one on the unit that were having difficulty with this, she was simply the first to act out.

I will not say of some of the finer details as they are personal and not as necessary to this conversation, but I will say that I failed to notice that she was looking at this problem with urgency. I also failed to notice the deterioration of trust within the unit. It is a problem that spilled upon the rest of you and should have been contained. This has been fixed, but it will also be strengthened.

With the threats that have been made. We, as a unit, have discussed it at length. Her plan has been rejected by the unit, and we will discuss other ways to create a balance between everyone's desires. As of now, there is no threat to your unit when it comes to the protection of Future is Now. I cannot promise what lies in the future as this world seeks to control and force choices out of our hands, but it is not our current aim. That would be an issue of all units, I imagine.

Obviously, I am not here to police their personal business, if they happened to stab one of you and you retaliate on them, that's a natural consequence, and I will wash my hands of it. But as this involved the games, where decisions are mostly based on units not individuals, it did involve us, and thus it falls onto me as their keeper.

She now understands her methods were rash. Her unitmates had their fury which I decided fair outside of one instance. Conversations will continue until she recognizes that she did not have to work independently on this nature, we will reassure her that she is still one of us.

Her personal transgressions will be left to her.

[Pauses.]

If you are here looking for a punishment such as a tongue removal, I will say that it is a useless method in this sort of world, and her pain tolerance is too high for it to even matter.

[searingedgelord]

[Oh good. They talked to Maki. Nice.

And speaking of food...]

I guess I could let you try one of my curry buns sometime.

[mywife]

Ha! I suppose I could accept it!

[fullbodied]

[she's just going to stare.]

... I guess this makes it better? I wonder how FiN feels about all of this, at this rate...?

[mywife]

Ask them, they are not my unit.

[backstory]

[ How is this person like this. Leviathan isn't sure he cares to comment. Outside of Lucifel's wife, he doesn't really... trust anyone on Azrael.

. . . Not true. He trusts what Ozy says. But that is simply because, like him, he says whatever is on his mind.

He watches quietly, and in the end, wonders how it's been dealt with. Since-- none of their unit seemed to care to deal with Doodleman upon murdering Lucifel, and didn't seem to say much at his own live.]

[mywife]

[Looks at.

...

:|

SIGHS.]

You are no exception since we caused the transgression. If you have something to say, I'll hear it.

[maleficafe]

Have you eaten donuts before?

[mywife]

Explain them to me.

[forgottenmercy]

...I, ah. see. Thank you for the, ah, clarification.

[mywife]

I shall accept your thanks. If you have any further questions, come to me and we shall talk directly.

[poisong]

[SHOVES A POP CAKE IN HIS FACE—well, no, she's just holding it up to his mouth, but y'know]

Here, try this~

[someone else is also in a Very Good Mood today, weird]

[avestan]

[

yes he literally got a cake and wrote this on it in frosting]

[earthquaked]

... it's really too bad about that mouth on you, cuz you're gorgeous.

[mywife]

I have the appearance of a god so it is simply this way. It seems your mouth is also filled with foul words.

[nihilmancy]

[Is she even supposed to be paying attention to these Zrael lives, because she totally ignored the one where everybody was threatened.]

Your unit is certainly, ah, expressive. Why does your companion have so many names?

Anyway, I quite like the chai bubble tea at the cafe. Have you tried it?

[mywife]

It is simply the name she has. Every one of my unit has a name that they have claimed, and a title that I have given them.

[smiles, almost a little softly]

Hmph, that is in fact something else I have tried in this world. It is pleasant.

[puzzlers]

Have you been to the amusement park? Have you been on a rollercoaster?!

[mywife]

...

What?

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

We can represent ourselves just fine, thanks.

[mywife]

So be it. I have assumed as much, but certainly there will be stragglers who will insist to speak with us anyway. I shall simply send them off to you.

[heavenlyvisitor]

[ who the fuck is this guy ]




Donuts.

[mywife]

You are the second one to suggest this so they must be a popular delicacy. Tell me about this.

[tradesecret]

[ her glass of water turns to wine the longer she listens to this ]

Okay. I like home cooked meals.

[mywife]

Tell me of a dish that you prefer.

[rootoflove]

...Does that mean she still intends to attack people for personal reasons?

[mywife]

Hmph, maybe, maybe not. That is a personal question to her. However, she would not be the first one on our unit to do so. They are aware of the consequences that would befall them, and they will deal with it on their own. In that regards, they can take care of themselves. I will not be involved of such things unless it falls onto our unit in some way.

However, for things such as games and protection which she was determined to speak for, no. Games are often filled with decisions based around units. Even if you declare that we are not involved, decisions regarding them simply cannot detach from the unit. If a decision must be made, it will be decided by all of us.

[eatsthecanary]

You still talk way too much.

[earthquaked]

He's so pretty though.