STARTING POST: ALCHEME!

[idolpro]

WHO: AlcheME!
WHERE: Dormitory, 10th floor
WHEN: Day 1, Morning

[ You all wake up in bed with your smartphone at your bedside. The closet door is locked, so if you want to change out of your sleepwear, no dice. If you try to remember why you locked your closet door, also no dice, since you remember absolutely nothing from before waking up.

At least you've got all these other amnesiacs waking up in the same dormitory you can ask questions that they also don't have the answer to! The only thing that even pretends to have answers is your smartphone, which helpfully has your profile, a rundown on your unit, a map and city information, and your job description: while your every waking moment is being filmed and broadcast to a live audience, you'll get to conduct lives, perform in videos, and participate in game shows where you'll compete against other units! Congratulations on becoming an idol!

The television in the main room is waiting for your input; the current display is a list of the "names" of everyone in your unit with flashing empty boxes next to each of them, much like the ones on your profiles, waiting for you to each assign yourself a personal color— your position within the unit.

Once you've all chosen, the closet doors will unlock. It seems the elevator doors are staying locked while waiting on other units to finish sorting out their positions. Maybe go put on some real clothes in the meantime. ]

((Your character's sleepwear is whatever you want it to be, be it embarrassing onesie or long nightgown or just boxer shorts, though only white and unit colored. This post is for you to meet and greet your unit; another post will be going up tomorrow for characters to explore the setting outside of their dorms and meet other units.))

Comments

[liarliarliar]

[This young man is waiting for the others, in his jimmyjams~ which seem to simply be some thin pajama pants and an overly big long sleeved thin shirt that absolutely swallows him up.

He's curled up in the common area, looking at his phone as he waits for the others]

Goodness~ oh my goodness~ the life of an idol~

[neigh_sayer]

[here's THIS GUY, a bit late, but springing out of his room suddenly. He's got pjs with sleeves way too big, all checkered in purple and white, along with an oversized nightcap. He huffs, blowing the end out his face as he cautiously sidles up toward Kano]

Ah, I suppose this really is a dream! One that's come true, even!

[liarliarliar]

Oh, I'm relieved. I'm not alone. Being a solo act would be terribly difficult, I imagine.

[sets his phone into his lap to give a two handed small gestured sort of double waavvee at the new comer]

Welcome to our reality show living.

[afailedmurder]

[Tapping at his phone as he walks into the room in his tailored silk PJs and slippers]

Somehow I don't think that's what this is...

[liarliarliar]

Oh, look at you! You seem like you'd make a good idol. Very handsome face on you.

So what do you think this is then?

[gives a seemingly happy little wave in greeting. HIII]

[columbidaring]

[ WANDERING OUT, a little rumpled. But like, in that sexy bedhead way. Everything just a little askew but like, it's hot. trust me ]

I don't feel super glamorous right at this moment.

[liarliarliar]

[youre so lovely that its downright unfair. geez!! FRIENDLY WAVE]

Good morning, sunshine. Do you need a coffee?

Because sadly we haven't any. Perhaps once we all choose colors we'll be set free.

[neigh_sayer]

[IT'S....A BIT, before Kokichi leaves his room. He hasn't even removed his covers, the only thing untucked is his arm, holding his phone as he rereads the scrolling text over and over again.

MmmmmmmmMMMMMMMMMM....

EVENTUALLY he does hop out of bed, nearly tripping over his long sleeved checkered pjs. Nice!! But he throws open the door of his room as if to announce his presence, and he's beelining for anyone or anything that looks even vaguely interesting.]

Heeey~! I can do a one man show if I have to, but it's no fun without a team, right?

[afailedmurder]

[blinks]

You're really going to do a show?

...In your pajamas?

[neigh_sayer]

[looks down at himself, and then smooshes his cheeks with his floppy sleeves, woah how surprised!!]

Oh nooo, I didn't even notice! Silly me. . .

But it might be our theme, y'know? I mean, look at yourself.

[columbidaring]

[ anyway Yuuya also eventually wanders out, looking ~sexily rumpled~ you know in that effortlessly hot bedhead way? he looks like that. ]

Okay, so... everyone else feel totally normal and fine and not amnesiac, or...

[afailedmurder]

Ah. I have bad news for you...

[columbidaring]

Oh, dear. Oh no.

[neigh_sayer]

[is flopped over the couch with Kano but perks up as he comes wandering out.

then BEELINES FOR HIM]

Strength check, lift me up!

[columbidaring]

Well, okay.

[ LIFT??? how heavy are you bro ]

[maxxximumeffort]

[For a brief period, you may feel like you are being WATCHED. Just like, a second tho. Maybe a silhouette dodged away if you looked?

Then there is this full-grown man in a purple onesie with a hood up and what APPEARS to be a sheet covering his head. There's no eye holes. Or anything]

HELLO, YOUTHS. How are my fellow idols! Everyone feeling nice and whole? No gratuitously aching kidney-holes where kidneys should be? Does anybody need a glass of water?

[liarliarliar]

An adult idol???

Haha, name of my sex tape. Don't lead with that.

[maxxximumeffort]

I sure am. The team can't have a weakness in its demographic spread now can it? Just call me your big bro from now on.

[neigh_sayer]

BE! This is a Code Grey! We need bedsheets, stat!

[neigh_sayer]

Woah, an infiltrator?! Or the muscley beef bro we've been hoping for?!

[maxxximumeffort]

While I am assuming I'm the first option on the side of justice, let's go with both!

[afailedmurder]

[Immediately defensive. One of these things is not like the others!!]

...Who are you? What do you want from us?

[maxxximumeffort]

Whoa, pump the hate-brakes, kid. I'm just as ""idolized"" as you are. I hope you heard the air quotes, on account of how I have amnesia and so do all of you, and that seems kind of sketchy. Right? Like a scosh.

[columbidaring]

A combo breaker...!

[maxxximumeffort]

I prefer the term combo finisher.