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[afailedmurder]

Who A and H and u
When: Day 18, afternoon
Where: ~Love Fortunes~

[A and H have set up at a table in the lobby with their hats full of slips of paper. There is a neatly-made "MYSTICAL ❤ MATCHMAKING" sign hanging from the front of the table.]

Good afternoon, everyone! Step right up and meet your true love... or two!

[They'll be drawing names out of a hat... unless, of course, it would be funnier to discreetly write something under the table and slip it in.]

Comments

[awakenerd]

Sure. Tell me my romantic fortune.

[afailedmurder]

You will have a heart-pounding encounter wiith...

[making a drumroll noise as he pulls out a random name]

...Wire!

[gasps]

I didn't see you as being into silver foxes, Phoenix!

[filetofish]

[He's just. Laughing at your fortune.]

Good luck, buddy!

[liarliarliar]

[oh of course this is what pervert brother came up with]

Moving in on E's territory! Oh my!

[afailedmurder]

E's got enough love to share.

[filetofish]

One can only have so many callings in life. I'm too hot not to share the romance!

[nohalation]

Is this romance?!

[afailedmurder]

It certainly is! Would you like to know the name of your future love?

[furrytailprince]

[ For once, he is truly only here for points ]

This sounds particularly suspect.

[afailedmurder]

Many people feel that way, but there's nothing to be afraid of. Open up and let love into your heart.

[pulling a slip out of the hat]

Would you like to see?

[neigh_sayer]

[POPS UP possibly from under the table]

Wooow, a Love Live! Uh oh, I predict you're gonna break some hearts!

[afailedmurder]

[jumps at C's sudden appearance]

We're here to foster love, not destroy it!

[crossmyheartandhope]

[Probably a little later, after HSS has done their thing.]

Hit me, my dudes.

[afailedmurder]

[thinks about cheating and giving him Nemesis, but decides to pull out a random name instead:]

Cardigan! A sure shot straight to the heart!

[sonof]

[ pulls up a chair ]

I'd be happy to.

[afailedmurder]

The stars have arranged themselves to spell out the name...

[pulling out a random slip]

Lucifel!

[bluemoonlight]

[I mean, he just saw you guys earlier when HSS brought you a cake, but he pauses when he sees this because points are nice

And also ???]

[afailedmurder]

Hello again! I've got your love match right here! Your true heart's desire is...

[pulls out a random slip:]

H!

...huh, I thought I weeded all those out of my batch.

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Two... ]

... Alright.

[filetofish]

Another hopeful lover!

[Sticking his hand in the hat and 3... 2...]

A-ha! Check it out!

[This paper says "H"!]

[columbidaring]

Oho? I'm being usurped!

[filetofish]

You'll have to forgive my irresistible sexiness!

[forgottenmercy]

[wandering by. stops in front of the table and tucks his books under his arm.]

Um, okay.

[filetofish]

Alright! Prepare to be moved by the hand of fate...

[reaching into his hat and...]

Oh, shocker! You get me!

[haktualdragon]

[... yeah, all right.]

One.

[calmthefoxdown]

[ Because he missed the shenanigans in Avante when HSS was over but sure did see the broadcasted memory earlier. ]

Do you really need one?

[carnivorouscarnival]

"Love," huh? I'm really only looking for a summer fling.

[ and also points, so hit him ]

[filetofish]

The best match for a hot, wild summer romance, huh? Let's see...

[out of the hat comes a paper!]

Oh, "H"! That's me!

[another victim to the scam!]

[dragonheartedgirl]

I'd like one!

[ this seems like a fun, silly way to pass the time during a short break between more serious business. ]

[filetofish]

One for the pretty lady!

[reaching in aaand]

Oh look, it's me. That sure hasn't happened yet!

[eatsthecanary]

[ this relatively unimpressed looking wild city member is stepping up, but despite the unimpressed face the cats ears on the top of his head are perked with a mild sort of curiosity. ]

Go on, then.

[afailedmurder]

I gaze into the bottom of your heart, reach into the bottom of this hat, aaand...

[drawing a random name:]

Oni! I hope you like bad boys.

[motorcycle_noises]

[ On the one hand, Sanguine doesn't believe in fate. On the other hand, this is clearly a joke and he's interested to see his joke answer. ]

...Sure, why not?

[afailedmurder]

Let's take a look into your future! Prepare your heart for~

[pulling out a random name}

Gold!

[shutthefoxup]

You guys are having way too much fun.

[afailedmurder]

H might be. I'm having exactly the right amount of fun. You might have some fun as well, with...

[pulls out a random name for him]

Nemesis.

[a_fine_human]

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Okay.

[afailedmurder]

Hello there. I don't believe we've met. My name is A, and I'm here to make you a love match with...

[random name from the hat]

Sanguine, from Bad End. Have you met him? He can speak the language of flowers... sometimes.

[ferociousfuckingnerd]

Matchmaking...

O-Okay! Hit me with my destined romance.

[filetofish]

Alright! Let's look in the hat for a sign of good luck...

[rustling around aaaand--]

Oh, hey! What do you know? It's me.

[reachfortheskies]

Erm …

[ ?!?!? what is this ]

I suppose it can't hurt.

[filetofish]

You're right! Fate will surely show favor to those who open their hearts!

[Unfortunately H is an entirely selfish agent of fate, so, when he pulls a name out of his hat...]

Eheheh, and so it has. You get me!