FiN INDUSTRIES PRESENTS: LARP CLUB

[onemoreknight]

Who: ATTENTION ALL IDOLS
Where: W IS IN DANGER IN THE HOTEL LOBBY AND HE NEEDS YOUR HELP TO DEFEAT THE MOON CATASTROBORN
When: DAY 423 ALL HE NEEDS IS YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER THE THREE NUMBERS ON THE BACK AND THE EXPIRATION DATE

[ TODAY'S PRESENTATION BROUGHT TO YOU BY:

Some sort of evil Chivalry Luminosity, sitting on a spooky skull throne???? And sipping a glass of wine? There's not even an actual presentation happening yet. Instead there's a floating prism (with W trapped inside?) and next to that, Kyanite standing above a blood-splattered Tea in the middle of the hotel lobby, you know, as you do.

Chivalry laughs and shakes her wine glass, turning her head to face the camera. ]

Welcome, you poor unfortunate souls - to the scene of this world's salvation! I, the Moon Catastroborn, am here to lead you all into a new radiant era...! It would be in your best interests not to resist - for you can see what my wonderful assistant has already done to these two fools!

[ Kyanite bows his head, shaking it slightly-- before raising a gloved hand and placing it over his heart in an act of allegiance. ]

You are too kind, my Lady. It is my greatest honor to serve you and your radiant vision for our future. And I will continue to do so, gladly. Any others who would still dare stand before you in defiance shall just as quickly meet the same fate. This I swear to you on my honor.

[ Tea lays crumpled in a puddle of blood, fighting for each ragged breath. Slowly, so slowly, she tries to get up — but she doesn't even make it to her knees before she collapses back down again. She stretches out one shaking hand towards W. ]

My, aren't they cute? Well, moving on. Let me ask you all a question...have you heard of live action roleplaying games?

[ And finally, the video switches to the actual presentation. It turns out all of this is actually a ?fun time? and everyone's invited? Once the presentation ends the video cuts back to the "throne room", with more menacing laughter and also a few thunderclaps for effect.

Anyway, as the presentation promises there's a rack containing all kinds of costumes, makeup, and props for any Cool Adventurer Role one may want to take on. There's also a stack of blank character sheets, and also a LARP CLUB SIGN-UP SHEET!!!

Many of the outfits and props have been modified, mostly to shoot cool light beams and make cool noises. It looks like you're really murdering someone with magic!

(also at some point W is released from the prism) ]

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