Nov. 3rd, 2021

LIVE

Nov. 3rd, 2021 08:10 pm
shutthefoxup: (In your eyes I see your thoughts)
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Who: SILVER(?) AND YOU
Where: LOBBY
When: during Monster Bingo, afternoon 416

[TODAY IN THE LOBBY, it looks like there's a funeral being held?? There's a casket, and a body in it--sort of. It appears to be a lifesized replica of B made out of marzipan and dressed in a snazzy black suit. There is also a bunch of candy lining his coffin, so you can walk up and grab a snack as you pay your respects.

Also, along with all the black curtains and flowers, there are posters that read: "Don't wait til MOURN-ing, VOTE C FOR PROM KING" and "VOTE AN ALCHEME SO B CAN REST IN PEACE" and other such inappropriate propaganda. All attendees get a black and white checkered scarf.

Lastly, Silver (?) is at a podium in a suit, and also still a WereFox. After a moment, he clears his throat and blows a kazoo]



Friends and strangers--a lot of strangers because wow, I am losing track of new folks--we are all gathered here today to honor B! The best boy. A good boy. A deserving boy! He's super dead and/or floating around somewhere. Anyway, since I'm not sure how this works, everyone should come up and give him compliments and good vibes to his body. And also take some candy.

For the occasion, I've prepared a song. AHEM.

Twinkle, twinkle, little star
That's exactly what you are
Cuteness from toe to head
But maybe that's why you end up dead
Twinkie, twinkie little B
No one can beat your long leggies.

Also you should vote for C
But if you're spiteful you can for B.
How many of you even know what prom is
Well that doesn't matter just get your kisses.
(But only kisses on the cheek from me
cuz I'm a chad but my time isn't free)
Anyway AlcheMe is full of twinks
except for Tea wink wink wink.

[KAZOO]

Thank you, and this message is Silver approved. Because that's totally who I am right now.

((this either a vibe check live or a roleplaying live, I'm not sure. EITHER WAY, A LIVE IS HAPPENING))

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