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Who: You!
Where: Hotel!
When: Day 105!

[ Sure, you may be incapable of lying and also incapable of being emotionally honest and ALSO be completely amnesiac, but fanmail waits! For no one!

As usual, the lobby is flooded, preventing you from leaving or entering the hotel without wading through a bunch of boxes and mountains of cards. But - OWO? WHAT'S THIS?

Your phone buzzes, too! ]

Producers: LOL you guys that was SOOOOOOO BAD

[ Wait. That message is gone. What? ]

Producers: Congratulations, idols! You got to the next goal with your stunning performance! Wow, you're doing so great!
Producers: For 500,000 points, you can get something - or someplace! - nice. Maybe you want a spa? A cute cafe? Whatever it is, it'll be shared by your community, isn't that nice? And you get to choose what it is, too!
Producers: Suggest a location here, and we'll send an official poll sometime soon. You know how it goes!
Producers: Or do you?

[ Hm!

Submit #poll suggestions here! ]

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Maybe they didn't have enough material to go off of after I was gone for a bit.

[. . .]

[BLUNTLY, IDLY, CASUALLY, but still without looking directly at Lily, not because he's a prude but because this would be the first time they've talked about it after the fact]

[also said while he tugs a cigarette from his pocket, tucking it into his mouth]

Or maybe they're just pissed I slept with you and not him.

[this is the THIRD FANMAIL IN A ROW he's gotten prime mars/joker content]

For every OTP you sail, another ship sinks.

[he gives a sage nod, apparently not even embarrassed to talk about it, though perhaps he's just very good at seeming cool and collected]

I'm sure we'll inevitably receive the imaginings of how they think that went down.

Ha ha. . .

[reaches for Lily's hand, idly playing with his fingers because HE CAN!1 in a moment like this, he can almost forget that he can't lie]

Whatever they think up won't beat the real thing.

[a beat]