MEMORY MINGLE

[eatsthecanary]

Who: ANYONE
Where: Park
When: 96, afternoon

[ say you've become increasingly private about your memories but still want the sweet discount. or you just like the scenery

anyway this is a memory mingle for YOU ]

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[neigh_sayer]

[that's fine C mostly remembers 'THIS BULLSHIT CARD GAME IS FUN' so, he's still got a leg up. also i am making this up as i go. places a card face down for his turn??]

You're facing the Ultimate Supreme Leader, obviously! I'm sure you feel like you've got a loooot to prove right now.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Making rules up as you go is canon so more power to C.]

Titles are meant for stealing. Better be on your guard or someone's going to take yours.

[Dunno what card C placed down, but don't care. Intensity is going to attack it with his generic low level dragon monster because what is caution and self-preservation? We just don't know???]

[neigh_sayer]

[classic IntensityTM

Gaaaah, my life points--wait, hold on.

[pulls out a potion to drink it. the speech bubble potion, but using it to display life points. tosses it at intensity]

You drink too! Anyway oh no, you attacked Bloody Mary! But when she takes damages, I can summon another trick card!!

[summons WHATEVER THE WITCH IS!!]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

[Wait.

Waitwaitwaitwait.

Just staring at the speech bubble potion. How handy and completely at appalling at the same time.

Takes a swig and ugh--- now he'll be impressed whenever an AlcheME! drinks one of these godawful things with a smile on their face]

Fuck I really need to re-invent real holographic technology.

. . .

Summon your pathetic creature. It won't save you in the end.

[neigh_sayer]

[summons this moe ass witch but don't attack]

Ahaha! Now that she's on the field, I can force your dragon into defense mode! Your dragon better 'scale' back. Get it??

1/2

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Tch.

Cute parlor trick.

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

But a pawn is just a sacrifice in the end.

[Activating some random ass magic card with a flourish so he can replace the dragon with---]

Come forth, Blue Eyes and attack the AlcheME! mascot.

[neigh_sayer]

[both C and the witch make a canned KYA noise. DOOP DOOP THERE GO THE LIFE POINTS]

Gah! You'd bring your mascot into this?! Truly, you are a slave driver when it comes to overtime!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

Soulmate, not mascot. And she'd be positively insulted if I made anyone else the main character of my deck.

Better find your heart of the cards.

[neigh_sayer]

Wow.

Bold of you to imply you have a soul.

[FLIPS A CARD]

But now we're getting serious! I summon the little Angel of Mischief, my second in command! And with them on the field, I can double summon the dubiously illustrated Socuteboss! She's totally of age, just like me!

But their combined cuteness, and attack points, Socuteboss's spell kicks in! Neeheehee, the attak zone is froze, you can't do anything but stare at how adoooorable I am!

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

That's not what that card is called!

[Or at least. He's pretty sure it's not.

Probably.

Anyway]

[Summons this sad clown onto the field with much more flourish than he should considering it is well---

A sad clown]

I summon Saggi the Dark Clown to the field and end my turn.

Your turn, Cutie Pie.

[neigh_sayer]

[oh no i want it]

I use Socuteboss's special ability! Summon-steal!







[this is just C throwing a card at Intensity's face to distract and try and gank the clown]

[bluescreenwhitedragon]

There's no such ability called Summon-steal. It's called Enemy Controller---

[Hit square in the face with the card as C absconds with his]

Hey!

[Leave his symbolic sad clown alone!!!!]

That doesn't even go with your deck.

[neigh_sayer]

[does he have the brainwash card. he does now, SOMEHOW activates that!!]

It does NOW. Neeheehee, welcome my newest recruit!! What now, that the numbers are in my favor?

[and they still aren't attacking just, clowns and cute monsters on his side]