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[zugzwange]

Who: this guy & you
When: 16, noonish
What:

[ So you settled down to eat in the dining area, which sounds like a nice time to enjoy your OH SO DELICIOUS FOOD AMIRITE. It might even be kind of peaceful until this guy on Wild City, who looks rather good in outfit #3 stands up on a table and probably kicks over a chair or a glass or something but whatever it's fine. Loose wristed he makes a grand gesture and clears his throat ]

Excuse me, excuse me~ sorry to disturb. In the recent time it seems that there is a grand debate that must be settled and I need your aid to do it. Two easy questions, if you don't mind lending me your time and minds for it.

The first, which of my teammates looks best suited to be petted?

The second, what is your opinion on human pets?

Thanks for your time and if you would like, as thanks for participation help yourself to a drink or some snacks.

[ and he does in fact have an array of booze and snacks. So, you know. ]

Comments

[criminaljustice]

[Haruto pls. he's trying to eat here.]

Already have one.

[... uh. sorry, Oni.]

[zugzwange]

How's that going for you?

[criminaljustice]

Not much has happened.

[yet.]

[zugzwange]

Do you need to get a collar for it?

[criminaljustice]

I think I like to go without collars, but maybe.

[zugzwange]

Free-range pets are dangerous, you know.

[criminaljustice]

They're only dangerous if you give them reason to be.

[or y'know. he tells him to be.]

They're a good dog, Haruto.

[zugzwange]

There's no such thing as a good dog.

[criminaljustice]

Not a dog person, huh.

[zugzwange]

Nope.

[criminaljustice]

That's disappointing. If you weren't an octopus, I'd say you'd make a cute dog.

[zugzwange]

What kind of evaluation is that!

[criminaljustice]

The "I like dogs" kind.

[zugzwange]

[ . . . what is that. ]

I can't say that's particularly good motivation.

[criminaljustice]

I guess not, since you don't like them.

But maybe it's just that you're not used to them?

[zugzwange]

I have a sheep, that's like a dog.

[criminaljustice]

Sheep aren't like dogs at all.

[zugzwange]

You can pet them. They might come when called.

[criminaljustice]

Dogs herd sheep.

[you are not disproving his You'd Make A Good Dog.]

[zugzwange]

Not all dogs.

[criminaljustice]

I guess I'm just not a sheep person, either way.

[zugzwange]

It's because you have disgusting taste. Anyway~ isn't being too fond of dogs a little bit of a personality flaw?

[criminaljustice]

[doesn't seem offended in the least, at least?]

How so?

[zugzwange]

Honestly, no one told you? You should try holding yourself to new standards. I suppose that's a consequence of amnesia, poor learning and all.

[criminaljustice]

I think you're just making it up.

Besides, I like cats, birds, and octopi just fine.