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[zugzwange]

Who: this guy & you
When: 16, noonish
What:

[ So you settled down to eat in the dining area, which sounds like a nice time to enjoy your OH SO DELICIOUS FOOD AMIRITE. It might even be kind of peaceful until this guy on Wild City, who looks rather good in outfit #3 stands up on a table and probably kicks over a chair or a glass or something but whatever it's fine. Loose wristed he makes a grand gesture and clears his throat ]

Excuse me, excuse me~ sorry to disturb. In the recent time it seems that there is a grand debate that must be settled and I need your aid to do it. Two easy questions, if you don't mind lending me your time and minds for it.

The first, which of my teammates looks best suited to be petted?

The second, what is your opinion on human pets?

Thanks for your time and if you would like, as thanks for participation help yourself to a drink or some snacks.

[ and he does in fact have an array of booze and snacks. So, you know. ]

Comments

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ funny, you don't SEEM very sorry.... ]

What do you mean, "human pets?"

[ That sounds Very Illegal. ]

[zugzwange]

Petting humans. As in putting your hand on top of someone's head and petting them so they feel better.

[ this is not what he meant but ]

[dragonheartedgirl]

[ well, she's kind of stupid and easily duped. for right NOW anyway; wait till she has back her memories of being kicked around by a human trafficker. ]

Oh! I pet peoples' heads all the time. It really seems to work. Whether or not they have animal ears.

[eatsthecanary]

[ Whisky does literally have cats ears now so. ]

These seem like very specific questions.

[zugzwange]

You're a strong contender.

[eatsthecanary]

I don't know, I've been called dangerous.

[sancrimony]

[ C A T E A R S ]

Ah - did you have B-san's potion?

[eatsthecanary]

No, I bought these myself.

[criminaljustice]

[Haruto pls. he's trying to eat here.]

Already have one.

[... uh. sorry, Oni.]

[zugzwange]

How's that going for you?

[criminaljustice]

Not much has happened.

[yet.]

[fiberoptic]

Airing out your kinks now?

[Hello, booze]

[zugzwange]

Pet play is my group's theme, isn't it?

[fiberoptic]

Guess I can't deny that.

[Is there beer. He's going for a beer.]

[deicider]

[Booze :? Cardigan examines but doesn't partake.]

Whiskey is the only one of you guys with ears, right? Theirs are super petable.

[zugzwange]

Definitely~ I would have put him as a hot contender as well.

[deicider]

Then I'll vote for him until the rest of you step it up.

[bevoted]

I wouldn't pet any of you if you paid me to do it.

[ also known as 'he's just met Whiskers and he's now convinced this whole team is The Worst'.

he might be considering snatching some alcohol though. ]

[zugzwange]

Hm, did you have a bad experience~?

[bevoted]

When do I not have a bad experience with your unit is the better question.

[sancrimony]

. . . Whoever likes it the best, I suppose?

And - mmm . . . I don't think humans should be kept in cages. . .

[zugzwange]

And who do you like best then?

[ . . . ]

That's not quite the question.

[shutthefoxup]

Damn...I want that hoodie.

[zugzwange]

. . . hm? Oh, so many people aren’t interested in being helpful today. . .

[shutthefoxup]

Fine, fine, I'll help. Yours and Aries' hair looks the softest, so probably you guys. Annnnd human pets is weird.