"haruto" / Dazai Osamu (
zugzwange) wrote in
imeeji_frontstage2018-07-19 08:15 am
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Who: this guy & you
When: 16, noonish
What:
[ So you settled down to eat in the dining area, which sounds like a nice time to enjoy your OH SO DELICIOUS FOOD AMIRITE. It might even be kind of peaceful until this guy on Wild City, who looks rather good in outfit #3 stands up on a table and probably kicks over a chair or a glass or something but whatever it's fine. Loose wristed he makes a grand gesture and clears his throat ]
Excuse me, excuse me~ sorry to disturb. In the recent time it seems that there is a grand debate that must be settled and I need your aid to do it. Two easy questions, if you don't mind lending me your time and minds for it.
The first, which of my teammates looks best suited to be petted?
The second, what is your opinion on human pets?
Thanks for your time and if you would like, as thanks for participation help yourself to a drink or some snacks.
[ and he does in fact have an array of booze and snacks. So, you know. ]
When: 16, noonish
What:
[ So you settled down to eat in the dining area, which sounds like a nice time to enjoy your OH SO DELICIOUS FOOD AMIRITE. It might even be kind of peaceful until this guy on Wild City, who looks rather good in outfit #3 stands up on a table and probably kicks over a chair or a glass or something but whatever it's fine. Loose wristed he makes a grand gesture and clears his throat ]
Excuse me, excuse me~ sorry to disturb. In the recent time it seems that there is a grand debate that must be settled and I need your aid to do it. Two easy questions, if you don't mind lending me your time and minds for it.
The first, which of my teammates looks best suited to be petted?
The second, what is your opinion on human pets?
Thanks for your time and if you would like, as thanks for participation help yourself to a drink or some snacks.
[ and he does in fact have an array of booze and snacks. So, you know. ]

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What do you mean, "human pets?"
[ That sounds Very Illegal. ]
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[ this is not what he meant but ]
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Oh! I pet peoples' heads all the time. It really seems to work. Whether or not they have animal ears.
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These seem like very specific questions.
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Ah - did you have B-san's potion?
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Already have one.
[... uh. sorry, Oni.]
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[yet.]
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[Hello, booze]
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[Is there beer. He's going for a beer.]
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Whiskey is the only one of you guys with ears, right? Theirs are super petable.
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[ also known as 'he's just met Whiskers and he's now convinced this whole team is The Worst'.
he might be considering snatching some alcohol though. ]
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And - mmm . . . I don't think humans should be kept in cages. . .
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And who do you like best then?
[ . . . ]
That's not quite the question.
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. . . hm? Oh, so many people aren’t interested in being helpful today. . .
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